欢迎回家 罗杰斯·杰金斯
灯光 摄像 开始 FEMALE ANNouNCE. Lights, camera, access.
没错 这是真的 正午时分的当红主持 转移到黄金时段播出 o'DELL. y es, it's true. The master of midday TV goes prime time.
脱口秀主持人R.J.史蒂文斯 向比安卡·基托斯求婚了 Talk show host Dr. J Stevens has popped the question to Bianca Kittles,
她乃是''空手道幸存者''的最新赢家 recent winner of survvor: krbat.
朋友们 最近怎么样 What's good, family?
他的节目上有几位无礼的嘉宾 The Doctor's show, with his irreverent guests...
我一直在搞你妹妹 i've been bangng your sster.
(sCREAmiNG)
聚会般的气氛 他的''人人为我''的哲学观念 ...party-like atmosphere and his ''Team of Me'' philosophy...
人人为谁 The team of who?
我 ALL: me
依靠自己 Reiy on yourseif.
当他快要结婚的消息公布以后 ...has gotten a significant ratings boost
引起了极大的轰动 since news of his impending nuptials became public.
这对极具竞争力 光彩照人的比安卡来说 无疑是个好消息 This is, no doubt, welcome news to the ultra-competitive, glammed-out Bianca.
这位真人秀明星使出了所有的能耐 The TV reality star used every asset she possessed
击退 打败了所有竞争对手 在她这场... to outwit, outplay and outlast the competition
追求百万美元的战斗中取得完胜 on her quest for the million bucks.
这是一起举世瞩目的大喜事 It's a Q-rating bonanza,
因为他们俩实在是天作之合 as these two couldn't be more perfectly matched.
对好好博士来说 生活也是美好的 Life is good for the good doctor.
哇 wow. ANNouNCE. (WHISpEING) on access.
太精彩了 That was fabuious
亲爱的 我真为你感到骄傲 谢谢 honey, i'm so proud of you. Thank you.
你真是个大明星 他不正是个明星吗? You're such a star. isn't he a star?
(ALL ChEERiNG)
他是个超级明星 he s a superstar.
看 你们就是这样公布订婚的消息的 Now, that s how you announce your engagement
简直是个天才 That was genus.
- 现在所有人都在谈论你 - 你好 R.J You're the taik of the town womAN: hey, RJ.
五年前你能想象这一切吗 老兄 Couid you magne ths fve years ago, bro?
跟这样一个女孩订婚? 去他妈的吧 不可能的 wth a gri ike that? heii, no.
热门节目 布洛克区的豪宅 现在我已经是国际明星了 ht show, bg manson on the biock. Now i'm nternatonai.
顺便说一句 你看起来气色很好啊 You iook great, by the way.
该死的 这都是比安卡让我吃的那些豆腐弄的 sht, man, that's aii ths tofu Banca got me eatng.
除了饿得半死的痛苦之外 当个素食者真他妈没一点好处 Besdes the hunger pans, beng a vegan s the sht.
(LAUGhiNG)
- 干杯 - 亲爱的 电话 Cheers. honey Teiephone.
去吧 Get gong.
听起来真不错 我都等不及了 BiANCA: That sounds wonderfui. i can't wat.
太好了 Great.
好的 很高兴和你通话 等等 weii, t's nce speakng to you. okay, hoid on.
你妈妈的电话 快点 讲话啊 我们还有客人呢 it's your mom. hurry up. Taik. we stii have guests.
嗨 h womAN: h there
你来了 噢 天哪 你看起来太漂亮了 You made t. oh, my God. You iook amazng
嘿 妈妈 hey, mama.
你好啊 陌生人 weii, heiio, stranger.
我们已经开始觉得 你把我们全部都忘了 we're just begnnng to thnk you just forgot aii about us.
噢 妈妈 我怎么能忘记我的一号女友呢 No, mama. i can't forget my number one gri.
我也没有忘了你们的金婚纪念日 (CHuCKLES) And I didn't forget your anniversary, either.
我给你们买了个50寸的等离子电视 i sent y'aii a 50'' piasma TV.
一寸代表一年 one nch for every year.
你真贴心 宝贝 但我们更想见见布兰卡 That's sweet, baby. But we'd much rather meet Bianca.
她声音真好听 she sounds so nce.
比安卡 妈妈 不是布兰卡 (LAuGHS) Bianca, Mama. Not Blanca.
噢 不好意思 我还以为是布兰卡呢 oh, I'm sorry. I thought it was Blanca.
宝贝 你知道 这可是我们的50周年纪念啊 Well, baby, you know it's our 50th anniversary.
妈妈 我认为我们可能来不了了 mama, i don't thnk we're gonna be abie to make t.
你知道 加莫尔 他要参加一个足球比赛 Jamaai, you know, he's got ths bg soccer game.
他很喜欢足球 妈妈 The boy loves himself some soccer, Mama.
我知道 他一直和爷爷谈起这些 I know. He talks to papa all the time.
加莫尔和爸爸经常通话吗 Jamaai and Daddy have been taikng?
还写信呢 And wrtng ietters.
天啊 你也知道 从他还是个婴儿时起 我们就没见过他了 Lord... y ou know, we haven't seen that child since he was a baby.
你也回来吧 大家都要回来了 y ou've just got to come. Everybody's coming.
有爱莉和克里翁 We got Ellie and Cleavon,
克莱德和露辛达 还有... Ciyde and Lucnda and...
露辛达?哦 是的 Lucnda? oh, yes.
露辛达和克莱德吗? Lucnda and Ciyde?
嗯 嗯 Mmm-hmm.
他们一起回来吗 我忘了告诉你 They're comng together? I forgot to tell you.
但我...我以为... But i... i thought...
你的问题太多了 儿子 pApA. That's a lot of questions, boy.
嘿 爸爸 hey, Daddy.
尤其是对于一个 对他的家人根本就没有兴趣的人来说 Especaiiy from someone who has shown very ittie nterest n hs famiy.
是的 先生 可是我 Yes, sr, but i...
如果你有时间去挖掘"一个脱衣舞女的思想" if you can fnd the tme to expiore ''The mnd of A strpper''
或是''被如此家人逼疯的姐妹们'' or ''ssters Gone wid'' wth your so-caiied ''famiy,''
那么你就能花点时间和你真正的家人在一起 then you can fnd the tme to spend wth your actuai famiy.
这么说你一直在看我的节目 so you've been watchng
儿子 不要让你妈妈失望 Boy, don't dsappont your mother.
(siGhs)
(REFEREE BLowiNG whisTLE)
快追 加莫尔 RJ: Go, Jamaai
好样的 好样的 There you go, there you go
Boy, that kd's good.
对 快跑 带球跑 Rght. move. push t
追上它 追上它 Come on, get t, get t, get t, get t Rght there
传球 加莫尔 Let t go, Jamaai
你就要赢了 加莫尔 That's a wnner, Jamaai
(whoopiNG)
(LAUGhs)
(whisTLE BLowiNG)
嘿 RJ 再见 好的 小心点 跟加莫尔说我跟他说再见 mARTY: hey, RJ, i'ii see you iater, man. okay, take care. You teii Jamaai i sad bye.
加莫尔 干得好 干得好 你是好样的 Jamaai, way to go. way to go. That's how you do that.
孩子们 好样的 Good gong, guys Yeah
(whoopiNG)
那是我儿子 那是我儿子 That's my boy. That's my boy.
要进一个球得跑很多路 但是 嘿 至少你进球了 That's a iot of runnng for one goai. But, hey, at ieast you ht t.
爸爸 你应该经常来看我的 Dad, you shouid come more often.
嘿 我不是来了吗? hey, i'm here.
爸爸 你为什么不想去枯泉镇呢 Dad, why don't you want to go to Dry sprngs?
求你了 你也不想去的啊 (siGhs) Come on. Not you, too.
杰金斯爷爷说枯泉镇很好玩 papa Jenkns says Dry sprngs s awesome.
他还说我的堂兄妹们都会到那 我们一起会很高兴 he sad aii my cousns'ii be there and i'd have a iot of fun.
哦 真的吗 你们还谈了什么 oh, reaiiy? what eise do y'aii taik about?
我记不大清了 学校啊 我的朋友啊 足球啊 还有全球变暖 i don't know. schooi, my frends, soccer, giobai warmng.
全球变暖? Giobai warmng?
我们无话不谈 他真的很酷 we taik about a iot of stuff. he's reaiiy cooi.
求你了 我们去那儿好吗 Can't we piease go?
我会考虑的 加莫尔 i'ii thnk about t, Jamaai.
哦 先得请示你的''老板'' oh. Taik t over wth the boss, frst.
老板? Boss?
(sCoFFs)
儿子 在一段关系中男人要掌握主动权 son, men run thngs n a reiatonshp.
对于我们男人来说 决不要让一个女人来告诉你要做什么和如何做 And between us men, never iet a woman teii you what to do, and how to do t.
你爸爸有绝对的控制权 Your dad's n compiete controi.
(RJ sCREAmiNG)
谁控制谁 BiANCA: who's n controi?
告诉我 谁控制谁 Teii me. who's n controi?
我不知道 i don't know
让我更兴奋吧 你能做到的 Take me hgher, you can do t
哦 不要 (GAspiNG) oh, no.
来吧 Come on. Take me. harder
来吧 亲爱的 妈妈 Come on, iover (whiNiNG) mama
是 哦 该死 (IN A DEEp VoICE) y es! oh, sht
使劲推啊 push it!
what the heii are you... y es!
(GRoANiNG)
(mUmBLiNG NoNsENsiCALLY)
噢 BiANCA: oh.
用舌头讲话了 这是第一次啊 speakng n tongues. That's a frst.
(BiANCA siGhs)
我真为你感到骄傲 i'm so proud of you.
(BiANCA EXhALEs)
我要在你家人面前显得很火辣 i want to iook hot for your famiy.
那么 是我7公里长跑的时间了 so now... Tme for my seven mies.
(TREADmiLL whiRRiNG)
你能先把我解开吗 Can you unte me frst?
宝贝? Babe?
宝贝 宝贝 Babe Babe...
所有事情都安排好了 票我已经定了 it's aii done. i booked the tckets.
亲爱的 我听得出你声音里 有那么一丝犹豫哦 honey? i'm hearng a tnge of doubt n your voce.
我没事 你知道 就四天 我们就回到我们自己的生活了 i'm cooi. You know, t's... it'ii be four days, then we get back to our ives.
的确 Exactiy.
这会让我们的关系更为牢固的 Ths wii soidfy our unon to the worid.
我们会把你父母的周年晚宴录下来 你还会做一个感人的演讲 还有收视率 we'ii tape your parents' banquet, you make a heartfeit speech, and the ratngs?
哦 天啊 (ChUCkLEs) oh, my God
(BiANCA siGhs)
是啊 Yeah.
穷小子带着他的皇后衣锦还乡 ''Country boy done good returns home wth hs Survivor queen.''
嘿 我的观众们肯定会喜欢的 (LAUGhs) hey, my... my audence'ii dg that.
看 这就是我爱你的原因 see? That's why i iove you.
宝贝 我和各种各样的男人约会过 Baby, i've dated aii knds of men.
运动员 总裁 王子 坏小子 律师 黑帮老大... Athietes, CEos, prnces, bad boys, attorneys, mob bosses...
够了 够了 我懂了 我懂了 (mUFFLED) No, no, i get t. i get that.
但是对他们中的任何一个人 都没有像对你这样动心过 But i've never connected wth any of them the way that i do wth you.
R.J.史蒂文斯 RJ stevens.
嗯 mmm.
人人为我 Team of Me.
(ChUCkLiNG)
正是你的话帮我在幸存者中夺冠 再把我带到了你身旁 Your very words heiped me wn Survivor, and they brought me rght to you.
真的吗 嗯 They dd, ddn't they? Uh-huh.
(ChUCkLiNG)
知道吗 我们是一体的 see? we connect.
是 Yes.
我们是胜利者 we're wnners.
而你?你是我的男人 And you? You're the man.
我是你的男人 i am the man.
大点声说 say t iouder.
我是你的男人 i'm the man.
再大点声 say t iouder.
我是你的男人 耶 i'm the man Yeah
(HIp-Hop MuSIC pLAyING)
亲爱的 别担心你的外套 BiANCA: honey, don't run your outft.
宝贝 男人不需要外套 (sCoFFs) Baby, men don't wear outfts.
(GRUNTiNG)
你怎么带了这么多包呢 what do you have n these bags, anyway?
你以前去过一个荒岛 就带了... 一个牙刷和一条丁字裤 You went 39 days on a desert siand wth... wth a toothpck and a thong.
我需要有选择余地 i need optons.
去他妈的选择 我需要空间 RJ: Damn the optons. i need room.
我很乐意帮你放好行李 i'd be happy to check that for you.
去死吧 不 heii, no
我以前有过不愉快的经历 i had some bad experences.
我会把它放到机长的储物柜里 i'ii just sip t n the captan's cioset.
那儿是飞机上最安全的地方 it's the safest piace t couid be.
(EXCLAims)
让我们享受一下吧 Let's get ths party started.
嗯 嗯 嗯 Uh-uh-uh.
我给你要了果汁 i got you beet juce.
得了 宝贝 我想喝点酒 Come on, baby, i want to ive a ittie.
正好 precseiy.
这是一种奇佳的抗氧化剂 it's an exceiient source of antoxdants.
先生 你的饮料 喝吧 Your drnk, sr. Drnk up.
FLiGhT ATTENDANT: Enjoy.
(pLANE ENGiNE hUmmiNG)
一旦我们达到一个舒适的... FLIGHT ATTENDANT oN pA. once we have reached a comfortable...
嘿 爸爸 hey, Dad?
怎么了 儿子 Yeah, son?
一定会很棒的 谢谢 Ths s gonna be great. Thanks.
愿为你效劳 儿子 Anythng for you, my man.
(EXCLAims)
(DoG whimpERiNG)
现在请您放松 坐好 享受这趟飞行之旅 And now we ask you to please relax, sit back and enjoy the flight.
女士们先生们 欢迎来到乔治亚州 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Georgia.
他的包在机长的储物柜里 怎么还能弄丢呢 how does hs bag get iost n a captan's cioset?
请给我解释一下 是的 女士 Expian that to me. Yes, ma'am.
你爸爸在哪儿 where's your father?
他在洗手间里不出来 he won't come out of the bathroom.
白色的区域只供装载和卸载货物之用 WoMAN oN pA. The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading only.
亲爱的 裤子能穿吗 honey, how do the pants ft?
Flight 514 from Atlanta, your luggage will be at Carousel 2.
(JAmAAL LAUGhiNG)
你不会是想告诉我 You mean to teii me
这是你在这乡下机场所能找到的 唯一的一条裤子吧 ths s the oniy par of pants you couid fnd n ths country-ass arport?
我喜欢它 你穿这颜色很不错 i ike t. Coiors iook fabuious on you.
宝贝 我看起来像个小丑 Babe, i iook ike a ciown.
看 看看它多紧 看看 Look... Look at how tght these are. Look
我看到了 老虎 i see that, tger.
来吧 我们去拿车 Come. Let's get the car.
(LAUGhiNG)
女士们先生们 为了你们物品的安全 Ladies and gentlemen, for your own safety and protection,
请不要把它们放到你照看不到的地方 please do not leave your bags unattended.
哇 整个周末都计划好了 JAmAAL: wow, the whoie weekend s pianned.
今天有烧烤 明天有橄榄球比赛 There's a barbecue today, a softbaii game tomorrow,
星期天有烤鱼大餐 a fsh fry on saturday.
噢 看 还有障碍赛跑 oh, iook An obstacie course race
星期天晚上有周年晚宴 And the annversary banquet's sunday nght.
真棒 Cooi
(JAmAAL CoUGhiNG)
(whoopiNG)
耳朵真好看 爸爸 Nce ears, Dad.
(LAUGhiNG)
噢 照片真不错 爸爸 oh, man. Nce pcture, Dad.
噢 oh, man.
(hoRN hoNkiNG)
嘿 现在 mAN: hey, now
真安静啊 就像时间停止了似的 how terrbiy quant. As f tme stood stii.
这儿就是这样 我告诉过你 这从来就没发生过什么变化 it has. i toid you, don't nothng ever happen around here.
究竟怎么了 what the heii?
(HIp-Hop MuSIC pLAyING oN ADIo)
很兴奋 是吗 That sht was tght, rght?
(whoopiNG)
噢 该死 oh, damn
噢 天啊 宝贝 你让我感到兴奋极了 oh, my God, baby, you get me so freakng hot
你认识他们吗 Do you know them?
我不认识这个女的 但那是我堂兄雷吉 i don't know her, but that's my cousn Regge.
你带着珠宝吗 带着钱包吗 You got your jeweiry? You got your purse?
看紧点 这个男人连上帝都骗得了 Aii rght? 'Cause the boy couid con Jesus.
噢 等等 噢 等等 他来了 oh, no. oh, no, that's hm.
噢 他来了 谁 oh, that's hm who?
他过来了 他过来了 here he comes, here he comes.
罗斯科·史蒂文斯·杰金斯 好莱坞的大明星到这小镇来了 my ngga Roscoe steven Jenkns hoiiywood dd came to town
最近怎么样 怎么样 伙计 (ChUCkLEs) what's up? what's up, dawg?
最近怎么样 堂兄 怎么样 堂兄 what up, cuz? what up, cuz?
过得怎么样 过得怎么... how you dong? how you do...
来吧 伙计 (LAUGhiNG) Come on, man, gve t up
发生什么了 man, what's happenng? Aii rght.
噢 伙计 看看你... oh, man, iook at what you...
看 你好像穿着一张野餐用的桌布 Look, you got them pcnc tabiecioth pants on.
嘿 老兄 我再给你找个野餐篮子吧 ''hey, Boo-Boo, iet me get another pcnc basket.''
我估计流浪人将要指定 他们的第三名成员了 里尔·罗科斯·千世 (LAUGhiNG) i guess outkast's about to name ther thrd member. L'i Roscoe 1000.
是啊 但别生气 你永远跟不上时尚 Yeah, but don't be mad 'cause you an't up on the styie.
- 难道不是吗 宝贝 - 罗斯科? An't that rght, baby? Roscoe?
你为什么叫他罗斯科 why do you caii hm Roscoe?
这是他的真名啊 That's hs government name.
(NERVoUs LAUGh)
噢 还没到所有事情都公开的阶段 我懂了 oh, not nto fuii dsciosure. i see.
好的 欢迎来到我们家 okay. weicome to the famiy.
谢谢 (LAUGhs) Thank you.
看看 看看 Looke here, iooke here.
幸存者的冠军 美国的下一届首席超模 Frst t was Survivor, now t's America's Next Top Model.
噢 别这么说 真的吗 oh, stop t. Reaiiy?
噢 见鬼了 真的 当然 oh, heii, yeah, reaiiy
天啊 我愿意喝你剩的菜汤 你的洗澡水 所有的水 my God, i'ii drnk your dshwater, bathwater, aii types of waters.
我愿意喝你所有的水 i'ii drnk aii your waters.
伙计 你真有福气 放...放开我 Boy, you do your thng. Get... Get off me.
看看你 你的女人 伙计 嘿 别这样行吗 Look at you dong your thng, boy hey, wii you stop that?
伙计 你真有福气 放开我 Thng, boy You do your thng. Get off me
真有福气 伙计 你真有福气 嘿 放开我 (LAUGhs) Do your thng, boy. You do your thng. hey, get off.
嘿 雷吉 你怎么一直在掏我的兜啊 hey, why'd you keep checkng my pockets, Regge?
哦 你混得这么好 现在你得把我弄到洛杉矶去 oh, you do your thng. man, you need to get me out there to LA.
到这儿来 看 wouid you iooke here? Look.
嗨 嗨 h h
我是艾米 i'm Amy.
是 我和艾米是朋友 伙计 知道我说什么吗 Yeah, me and Amy are frends, man. You know what i'm sayng?
她是我的缪斯女神 给我新的街舞专辑带来了灵感 she's been a reai nspraton to me, puttng my new hp-hop aibum out.
你知道我说的什么吗 You know what i'm sayng?
我爸爸的公司是赞助人 And my dad's company s fnancng t.
就是PMP 下流唱片公司 it's pmp Nasty Records word
- PMP下流？ - 差不多吧 pmp Nasty? AmY: (LAUGhs) Lke that.
那每个人... 嘿 小子 怎么样 你过得怎么样 so everythng s... hey, boy, what the... what you dong?
退后 退后 Get back Get back
河鼠 这是只河鼠 就在这儿 water rat That's a water rat, rght there.
退后 退后 (GRowLiNG) Get back. Get back.
雷吉 行了 Reg, come on.
别害怕 菲菲 it's okay, Ff.
雷吉 伙计 一只狗而已 RJ: Regge, man. she's a dog, man.
它叫菲欧娜 it's Fona.
我不知道它是个什么东西 老兄 y o quiero Taco Beii. i an't know what t was, man.
我觉得它就是个有脚的毛皮外套 或是什么别的东西 i thought t was a ittie fur coat wth some feet, or somethng,
竟他妈的跑这来了 小子 that damn waiked over here, boy.
(BoTh LAUGhiNG)
老兄 杰妈妈让我们到这来买点冰回去 man, mama J sent us down here to get some ce.
那么? And?
我们得要300块 we're probabiy gonna need about 300.
300块? 是啊 $300? Yeah.
- 买冰? - 买冰 For some ce? For some ce.
你是不是以为我是他妈的傻子啊 You must thnk i'm a damn fooi.
当然不 我知道你不是他妈的傻子 No, i know you an't no damn fooi.
你就在这站着 和这位漂亮的女士在一起 就在这儿 You standng there wth that beautfui iady, rght there.
看起来你像个走运的傻子 Look ike you a iucky fooi.
(GiGGLEs)
怎么 就300块而已 宝贝给他吧 what? it's just $300, baby. Go on.
- 你又不缺这点钱 宝贝 - 不 他缺 You're not cheap, baby. Yes, he s.
你不知道他就像是...他很小气的 真的 他很小气 You don't know hm ike we... he's tght. Yeah, he s.
就300块 宝贝 it's oniy $300, baby.
就是 300块而已 为了你的家人 That's t, $300. For your famiy?
求你了 piease?
给他吧 宝贝 Go on, baby.
为了家人 For the famiy.
好的 很高兴见到你 Aii rght, good to see you.
爸爸? 嗯? papa? huh?
他们回来了 They made t
我告诉过你 真的 快点 Toid you. weii, come on.
快点 宝贝 Come on, baby.
(mAmA LAUGhiNG EXCiTEDLY)
噢 我的孩子回家了 oh, my baby's home
嘿 妈妈 最近怎么样 hey, mama. how you dong?
哇 哇 看看谁来了 weii, weii. Look who showed up.
我孙子的爸爸 R.J.史蒂文斯博士 my grandson's father, Dr. RJ stevens.
好久没见啊 史蒂文斯博士 it's been a iong tme, Dr. stevens.
爸爸 那就是个艺名而已 Dad, that's just a stage name.
是 我知道 Yeah, i know.
加莫尔 欢迎回家 Jamaai, weicome back.
谢谢 杰金斯爷爷 Thanks, papa Jenkns.
哇 这就是比安卡 真漂亮啊 罗斯科 oh, and ths s Bianca pretty gri, Roscoe.
你肯定有印第安血统 看看这又长又漂亮的头发 You must got some indan n you, aii that iong, pretty har.
罗斯科 你都吃什么了 看你瘦得骨头都出来了 Roscoe, you been eatng? You aii skn and bone
别弄得像我小时候没给你吃奶似的 Don't iook ike i never nourshed you.
我知道 难道他看起来不好吗 (LAUGhs) i know Doesn't he iook fabuious?
是啊 他看起来真不错 oTis: Yeah, he iooks fabuious, aii rght.
看看这个都市美型男 穿着这样一条裤子 Downrght metrosexuai, wth them young-ass pants on.
噢 你应该看看他夏天那时候的样子 之后他出了个小事故 oh, no. You shouid have seen hs ensembie before hs ittie accdent.
那时他看起来好极了 it was exquste.
你开玩笑吧 比现在这样好吗 (LAUGhs) Are you kddng? Better than ths?
怎么了 我又没提外套 what? i ddn't say ''outft.''
抓到你了 来打我 Got you pounced on you.
放...放开 放开我 Get... Get off. Get off me
让我看看你有多壮 Let me see how strong you are.
欧提斯 耶 ots Yeah.
放开我 快来 (GRUNTiNG) Get off me. Come on.
就像以前一样 (LAUGhiNG) Just ike oid tmes agan.
天啊 欧提斯 来吧 来吧 挣开我 Lord, ots. Do t, do t Get out of t, then.
- 欧提斯 欧提斯 - 妈妈 妈妈 mama mama. ots ots
来吧 伙计 让我们看看你壮了点没有 Come on, boy, iet's see what you got.
放开我 欧 Let go of me, o.
耶 来吧 过来揍我 我等着你呢 伙计 介绍一下 你这样很不礼貌 Yeah, go ahead, do t. i want you to. Boy, ntroduce me. That's rude.
比安卡 这是我的亲哥哥 欧提斯 Banca, ths s my country, neckbone-eatng brother, ots.
当地的治安官 The sherff.
南方的好客传统 竭诚为您服务 southern hosptaity at your servce.
把你的手拿开 Get up off that
(ChUCkLiNG)
这位是鲁西 Ths here s Ruthe. h.
她正怀着我们的孩子 And that's my baby she's carryng.
哇 鲁西 你看起来就要生了吧 wow, Ruthe, you iook ike you're about to pop.
没呢 只有六个月 No, i'm just sx months.
但我打赌你肯定很快也会怀上的 嗯 But i bet y'aii be ioadng up soon, huh?
噢 天哪 不会的 我不会让身材走型的 (LAUGhiNG) oh, God, no Nothng's wreckng ths fgure.
嗯 hmm.
至少现在不会 加莫尔 来问大家好 (NERVoUs LAUGh) At ieast not rght now. Jamaai, say heiio.
你真的是治安官吗 Are you reaiiy the sherff?
嗯 mmm-hmm.
偶尔揍人屁股 ''To serve and protect.'' ''To serve and protect.'' And occasonaiiy whoop ass.
来见见你的堂兄妹们 朱诺 凯丽 meet your cousns. Junor Caiie
噢 见鬼了 他们都吃了什么啊 (LAUGhs) oh, damn what are they on?
天天吃肉 都不吃点蔬菜吗 Aii sterods and no carbs?
长成这样两个大屁股的孩子 (LAUGhs) Them some thck-ass kds
不 我是认真的 妈妈 看他们那大屁股 不 我是认真的 No, i'm serous. mama, them s thck-ass. No, i'm serous.
到他们12岁的时候 那大屁股... Lke, they be 1 2. Them some thck-ass...
尊重... Respect...
这是你们的堂兄加莫尔 Ths here's your cousn Jamaai.
给他找个球棒 再陪他练练 Get hm a bat, and get hm some battng practce.
凯丽 你们让着点他 And, Caiie, go easy on hm.
(spiTTiNG)
放心吧 爸爸 You got t, Daddy.
来吧 孩子 爷爷和你一起对他们两个 Come on, son. You and Granddad'ii take them on together.
你打棒球吧，是吗 You piay basebaii, don't you?
我想 是吧 Aii rght, i guess.
好了 比安卡 要不要进屋休息一下 weii, Bianca, you want to come n the house and freshen up?
罗斯科 把行李拿到你的房间去 And, Roscoe, you get the bags and just take them up to your room.
好的 okay.
宝贝 And, baby,
你还是去找合适的衣服换一下吧 你看起来跟街头流浪汉没什么两样 piease fnd some ciothes that ft. You got aii your busness n the street.
(GRUNTs DisAGREEABLY)
噢 老天 很高兴见到你 伙计 oh, God. it's good to see you, man.
不帮我搬一下行李吗 欧 Lttie heip wth the bags, o?
伙计 我不是打杂的 再说 我今天还没吃肉呢 man, i an't no beiihop. pius, i an't had my sterods today.
你自己干吧 (LAUGhs) Got you
这就是南方的好客 耶 是的 southern hosptaity Yeah, rght.
(sCoFFs)
下次你把人抓着时 And next tme you grabbng on peopie,
记得自己喷点除臭剂 你个混蛋 wear some deodorant, you ittie fake-ass Conan
噢 该死 妈妈 妈妈 oh, sht mama mama
回来 伙计 我可是最佳后卫 看看这速度 oTis: Come here, boy i'm an aii-state inebacker Look at that speed
妈妈 妈妈 我说了别碰我 别碰我 RJ: mama i sad ieave me aione, o Leave me aione
(pEopLE ChATTERiNG)
(mAmA LAUGhiNG)
厨房里很久都没有这么多人了 mAmA: i haven't had so many peopie n the ktchen snce i don't know when.
别 你用这个 No, you use ths one.
(EXCLAims)
你这个骚货 You a bad btch
噢 噢 oh oh
等等 我是认真的 认真的 你个骚 wat a mnute, gri. i'm serous. i'm serous. You bad
你是幸存者比赛迄今为止最骚的 You are the baddest btch Survivor ever had.
就要成为我的弟妹了 还站在我家厨房里 soon to be my sster-n-iaw, up n my ktchen, gri.
我真荣幸 i'm honored
谢谢 Thank you.
好了 现在 现在 现在 告诉我真相 好吗 Aii rght, now, now, now, teii me the truth, okay?
告诉我真相 我和你已经是亲戚了 Teii me the truth, 'cause t's you and me. we reiatng.
那个猪头能搞定你吗 因为 看看 我和他很像 比安卡 Can that hook-head handie you? 'Cause, see, we a iot aike, Bnaca.
因为对一个男人而言 我们的女人味太足了 懂我意思吗 (LAUGhiNG) 'Cause we too much woman for one man You feei me?
贝蒂 你让人都喘不过来气了 Betty, iet the chid breathe.
茶准备好了吗 Now, s the tea ready?
就在这呢 妈妈 it's rght here, mama.
比安卡 你一定得尝尝我泡的茶 Bnaca, you got to try my tea, gri.
我现在告诉你 我泡的这茶 比娄娄 i'm teiing you rght now, ths tea rght here an't no joke, Baioio.
是我们镇最好的 Best n the county.
我叫比安卡 我就是那么说的啊 it's Banca. That's what i sad.
我很高兴能喝到这茶 干杯 And i'd iove to. Cheers
(shRiEkiNG)
天哪 这就像是糖尿病人喝的东西 你们就喝这个吗 God, that's iqud dabetes You drnk that?
(BiANCA EXCLAims iN DisGUsT)
不 不 不 不 等等 宝贝 No, no. No, no, wat a mnute now, baby.
别装做这副样子 行吗 Don't get aii uppty, okay?
因为你得知道 我的那些在监狱的弟兄们 'Cause i'm gonna iet you know the brothers down at the pen,
他们每个星期天 在我读圣经的时候 都为我这美味的茶而倾倒呢 they rave about my sweet tea every sunday at my Bbie readng.
那不是因为茶 而是因为你穿的短裙 it an't the sweet tea. it's them short skrts you be wearng.
我只是做我该做的 努力做一个好的基督徒 i'm just dong my part, tryng to be a good Chrstan.
如果那些弟兄们需要偷看一下丁字裤 And f them brothers need to get a peek at ths thong
来帮他们度过漫漫长夜 to get them through them iong ioneiy nghts,
然后 上帝和所有上界的神和主教们 所以就是这样 then, Father God and aii the heavens up above and the Epscopais, so be t
别让我恶心 你知道我怀孕了 Gri, don't make me sck. You know i'm pregnant.
贝蒂 我可不需要看你的丁字裤 Thank you. Betty, your thong s an mage i do not need.
同意 (ChUCkLEs) Dtto.
(moCkiNG LAUGh)
等等 BETTY: wat a mnute.
看看 我们努力把你和所有东西联系起来 欢迎你到这儿 Now, see, we tryng to bond wth you and everythng, weicome you n,
但你把一切都歪曲了 把我也歪曲了 but you gettng t twsted. You gettng me twsted.
不要歪曲任何事情 But don't get t twsted.
这厨房是我的天下 我的天下 可不是养狗的地方 Ths ktchen here s my doman. my doman. Ths an't no kennei.
这个该死的狗给我滚一边去 你听见了吗 听清楚了吗 我可是会咬狗的 And then ths iab rat got to go. Got to go. Do you hear me? Am i ciear? i btes dogs.
(DoG whiNiNG)
知道我是谁吗 行了吗 know who i am, okay?
现在统一这一点吧 Now dtto that
是的 你好 AILINE EMpLo yEE. y es, sir. Can I help you? y es, sir. Yeah, heiio.
是的 你叫什么名字 Yeah. what s your name? patricia.
路克维舍? 我听不见你说话 Luqueesha? I can barely hear you.
听着 路克维舍 有人... Look here, Luqueesha, somebody...
先生 请您稍等可以吗 Sir, could you please hold?
好 我等着 Yeah, i'ii hoid.
(DoG whiNiNG)
(DoG pANTiNG)
布基 Bucky?
你还在到处捣乱 变老了吧 哼 布基 You done messed around and got oid, huh, Bucky?
你还活着? You stii aive?
耶 我小时候你总吓我 Yeah, you used to terrorze me when i was ittie.
我现在不吃你这套了 伙计 我长大了 在我跟你讲话时看着我 i don't piay that now, man. i'm a grown man. Look at me when i'm taikng to you.
我现在该踢你的屁股 布基 i shouid kck you n your ass rght now, Bucky.
耶 耶 当你咬我的脚后跟的时候 我就该... Yeah. Yeah, when you bt my ankie, i shouid...
你好 史蒂文斯博士吗 Hello, Dr. Stevens?
是的 稍等 Yeah, excuse me.
我们找到了你的包 We found your bag.
好 行 好 这还差不多 weii, aii rght. weii, that's more ike t.
我们需要你的地址 We just need an address.
(GRoANiNG)
放开我 你这疯狗 Get off me, you crazy dog
真见鬼了 what the heii?
你要一直呆在屋里吗 史蒂文斯博士 You gonna stay nsde aii day, Dr. stevens?
不 先生 No, sr.
爸爸 你用不着这么叫我 Daddy, you don't have to caii me that.
我只是不想冒犯了明星 i just don't want to offend the star.
冒犯我? offend me?
嘿 嘿 爸爸 你怎么连这台等离子电视的箱子都没打开呢 hey, hey, Daddy, how come you never opened ths piasma?
我不需要这么薄的电视 i don't need a sknny TV.
这台电视我们1977年买的 现在画质还很好 That consoie's been there snce 1977. Good pcture.
爸爸 这是台高清纯平电视 Daddy, ths s a h-Def fiat screen
星期天的球赛 那感觉就像''轰'' Footbaii on sundays, them hts'ii be ike, ''Boom''
让你有身临其境的感觉 make you feei ike you reaiiy there.
我就要去身临其境了 i am reaiiy gonna be there.
你堂兄克莱德给了我一套季票 Your cousn Ciyde gave me season tckets.
看到那个照片了吗 那是他的第三个分店 see that pcture? That's hs thrd deaiershp.
孩子 这个克莱德真是个人物呢 man, that Ciyde s somethng specai.
是啊 克莱德是个人物 Yeah, Ciyde's specai.
我要出去了 我在训练下一个杰克罗宾逊 我的孙子 i gotta get outsde. i'm groomng the next Jacke Robnson. my grandson.
(hUmmiNG)
雷吉 嗯? Reg. huh?
这看起来并不像300块的冰 That don't iook ike $300 worth of ce.
这么热的天 伙计 回来之前就有一半化了 it's hot down here, man. haif of t meited before you even got down.
我告诉你 你的包... i'm teiing you, the bag was...
天这么热 问问大家有多热 斯科 it's hot down... Ask anybody about the heat, 'scoe.
我可不想一点冰都拿不回来 伙计 i an't gonna ie about none of that, man.
随便吧 whatever.
嘿 欧 唷 hey, o. Yo.
那疯狗布基多大了 怎么现在还活着呢 how oid s crazy-ass Bucky? shouidn't he be dead by now?
布基今年至少25岁了 Bucky's at ieast 25 now.
是啊 这狗很老了 伙计 Yeah. Yeah, that dog s oid, boy.
你们是认真的吗 Are you serous?
那相当于一个175岁的人呢 That's 1 75 peopie years
并且我告诉你 他现在还很花呢 And he's stii a ittie piayer, i'm teiing you.
你最好把小菲欧娜看紧点 You better watch ittie Fona around here.
他会连眼都不眨地压倒她的 he gonna ht her n the one that stnk and not the one that wnk.
他可是很擅长从背后压倒你的啊 he good at scoopng up behnd you.
(whiNiNG)
那么 我听说克莱德和露辛达要一起来? so, dd i hear Ciyde was comng wth Lucnda?
嗯嗯 mmm-hmm.
应该就要到了 shouid be here any mnute now.
(LAUGhs)
我想她已经订婚了吧 i thought she was engaged.
嗯嗯 Uh-uh.
那件事已经结束了 小弟 That ended a whie ago, baby bro.
是 那...伙计 不 她搬到亚特兰大去了 Yeah, that... man, no, she moved to Atianta, man,
那个走运的黑鬼克莱德应该又在追她吧 and that smooth ngga Ciyde supposed to be hoiierng at her agan.
''又''是什么意思 他和她从没在一起 从来没有 what you mean, ''agan''? he an't never been wth her. Never
看看 这个好莱坞的小明星 Looke here. Lttie hoiiywood man.
''他和她从没在一起 从来没有'' ''he's never been wth her. Never''
''从来没有'' ''Never''
什么 你看起来就像要和他抢似的 (LAUGhiNG) what, you iook ike you tryng to throw your hat n the rng.
不 我只是想把事情弄清楚 笨蛋 No, i'm just settng the record straght, bubbiehead.
现在 把这个事情弄清楚 set the record straght on ths. Now.
我的天啊 我闻到他妈的猪肋骨的香味了 (whoopiNG) Good God Aimghty, i smeii them funky rbs
耶 宝贝 吃起来也很想 给你 小弟 Yeah, baby, they're good, too. here, baby bro.
现在 我需要你用你那挑剔的舌头尝尝 告诉我我的手艺还没退化 Now, i need your dscrmnate tongue to iet me know f i'm stii on track.
你知道我怎么做的 You know how i gets down.
快 给我点面包和辣椒粉 Gve hm some bread and a peps, rght now
不 不 我很好 我还是等着吃鸡肉吧 No, no, i'm cooi. i'm gonna wat on the chcken.
得保持体形 skniess.
- 为什么 你变成穆斯林了吗 - 是啊 见什么鬼了 why? You musim now? Yeah, what the heii?
你加入了百分之五教（穆斯林的一个分支）吗? You a Fve percenter?
啊 Nah.
我刚开始一个低脂肪高纤维的节食计划 比安卡和我... i just adopted a iow-fat, hgh-fber det. Banca and i...
(EXCLAims iN DisGUsT)
''比安卡和我...'' 我懂了 ''Banca and i...'' i know what t s.
那个黑女人迷得你连猪肉都放弃了 The biack pars hiton done sssfed you off the pg.
- 事情不过如此 - 不是这样的 欧 That's what's up. it an't ike that, o.
狗屁 你个好莱坞的狗屁 伙计 请吧 Buiisht You on that hoiiywood sht. Ngga, piease.
给我...让我看看这个 你看看这猪肉 多好 多神圣 多伟大 Gve me... Let me see ths. You see ths swne s fne, dvne, subime
烤得还正好 正好 and rght on tme. Rght on tme
(BoTh LAUGhiNG)
伙计 看看这个 man Look at that.
想要点调味酱汁吗 宝贝 want some of ths dppng sauce, baby?
耶 来吧 来... 来吧 尝点 一小块 Yeah, go on. Get... Go on, taste a ittie pece of that.
别害怕 你现在穿着件卡旺扎衬衫呢 Don't be scared. You got on the kwanzaa outft now.
来吧 尝尝 像以前一样 来尝一块 Go on, get down, ike you ive. Go ahead and taste a pece of that.
咬一口 吃吧 伙计 Bte that. Go on, man.
来一块吧 尼尔森曼德拉 how about a pece, Neison mandeia?
别这么害怕 伙计 stop beng so scary, man.
那个法拉可汗人现在不在这 Farrakhan an't nowhere around here.
伙计 怎么了 伙计 man what's up, man?
来吧 英格兰的最后一个国王 看看 Come on The Last King from Scotland. Look.
用一双机警的眼睛看看 wth the Forest whtaker eye.
(LAUGhiNG)
怎么? 看吧 往这眼睛上浇点儿烤肉酱汁 wat, iook. put a ittie barbecue sauce on the dead eye.
美味得简直要蹦起来 mght jump up out of there.
(LAUGhiNG)
老兄 你疯了 oTis: (LAUGhiNG) Boy, you crazy.
(REGGiE AND oTis ChATTERiNG)
是 当然 这会很美味 比兰塔 替我搅一搅 Yes, ndeed, that's gonna be good str that up for me, Biante.
现在 第十一集 你一定把吃了的东西吐出来吗 Now, n epsode 1 1, dd you have to puii your tttes out?
我得吃巧克力蛋糕 i had to have that chocoiate cake.
但你把它吐了 故意的 But you threw t up. on purpose.
不管在幸存者比赛中 还是生活里 我都坚持为了胜利在所不惜 whether on Survivor or n ife, i beieve n wnnng at aii costs.
这就是为什么我和RJ是完美的一对 That's why RJ and i are perfectiy matched.
(LAUGhiNG)
你错了 Gri, you trppng.
讲点别的吧 贝蒂 You better mnd out, Betty.
现在说说吧 妈妈 Come on now, mama.
罗斯科和胜利从来都不搭边 Roscoe and wnnng don't even go n the same sentence.
只有克莱德有那个能耐 oniy Ciyde gets that dstncton.
克莱德是谁 who's Ciyde?
噢 oh.
很高兴你问了这个问题 i'm giad you asked.
克莱德是我们的堂兄 在他父母荣归故里（指去世）后他就和我们住在一起了 Ciyde s our cousn. he came to ive wth us once hs foiks went on to giory.
他们出名了就把孩子给扔了吗 They became famous and ieft ther chid behnd?
臭婊子 你疯了吗 Btch, are you crazy?
他们出了车祸 死了 真他妈见鬼 They was n a car accdent. They dead. Goddamn
不管怎么 罗斯科和克莱德是激烈的竞争对手 尽管''竞争''这个词不是很准确 Anyway, now Roscoe and Ciyde was ferce rvais, though ''rvai''
因为克莱德几乎在所有事情上都胜过罗斯科 s not qute accurate, 'cause Ciyde used to whoop Roscoe's tai n everythng.
我可不认为是''所有事情'' 贝蒂 i don't know about ''everythng,'' now, Betty.
所有事情 妈妈 Everythng, mama
篮球 Basketball.
军旗 YoUNG CLYDE: Game
跳棋 Checkers.
来将我啊 kng me.
国际象棋 Chess.
你输了 CLYDE: Checkmate.
扳手劲 Arm wrestling.
(kiDs LAUGhiNG)
(LAUGhiNG)
啊 oops.
那是我 That was me.
你在告诉我RJ从来没赢过吗 You're teiing me RJ never won?
从来没有 Never.
当然 知道1985年的障碍赛跑 That s, of course, unti the obstacie course n 1985.
障碍赛跑? obstacie course?
是 这是杰金斯家庭的传统 BETTy. y ep. It's a Jenkins family tradition.
好好玩 现在 pApA: have fun, now
耶 mAmA: Yeah
克莱德 罗斯科 我们看着你们呢 Ciyde, Roscoe, we got our eyes on you
克莱德和罗斯科打了个赌 BETTy. Clyde and oscoe made a bet
那就是胜者可以请露辛达艾伦去春季舞会 that the winner would get to ask Lucinda Allen to the Spring Formal.
谁是露辛达艾伦 And who s Lucnda Aiien?
她是聚会里我们南方最受欢迎的美女 BETTy. only the most popular Southern belle to ever come out of these parts.
那一年的春季舞会的皇后 The Spring Formal Queen that year.
然后怎么样了 BIANCA. So what happened?
枪响后 你的男人箭一样冲出去了 Gri, your man took off ike a house on fre
(ALL CLAppiNG)
加油 Come on
他像一条受惊的蛇一样跑过那些障碍 he moved through that obstacie course faster than a runaway siave.
咚咚咚咚 Dong t
现在 看 克莱德和他这个瘦小子 宝贝 肩并肩了 Now, see, Clyde was right there with his skinny ass, baby, neck and neck.
他努力坚持到最后一刻 He was trying to hold on until the end.
但 噢 罗斯科 加油啊 But old oscoe... Come on
罗斯科第一个撞线了 宝贝 old oscoe broke that tape, baby.
他笑得可开心了 我都担心他会不会把牙笑掉了 He smiled so hard, I thought his cheeks would burst.
耶 Yes
(ALL ChEERiNG)
(whoopiNG)
我赢了 Yes i won
我从未见过妈妈和爸爸那么骄傲过 BETTy. I ain't never seen Mama and Daddy so proud as that day.
哇 Aw.
现在罗斯科要做的就是去领取他的奖品 BETTY: Now aii Roscoe had to do was ciam the reai prze.
露辛达 嘿 Lucnda? hey.
我能请你和我一起去春季舞会吗 wii you go to the sprng Formai wth me?
噢 罗斯科 真贴心 可克莱德刚已经问过我了 oh, Roscoe, how sweet, but Ciyde just asked me.
来吧 露辛达 我们去喝草莓汽水吧 Come on, Lucnda, iet's get a strawberry soda.
我请客 好的 my treat. LUCiNDA: okay.
拜拜 罗斯科 刚才你真棒 Bye, Roscoe. Great race.
拜拜 Bye.
我真为他感到难过 BETTy. I felt bad for the boy.
(LAUGhiNG)
现在 没人知道打赌的事了 克莱德抢先下手了 Now, nobody knew about the bet, so Ciyde just beat hm to the punch.
(SAVING ALL My Lo VE Fo you pLAYiNG)
克莱德和露辛达整晚都在一起跳舞 就像一对永恒的恋人 Clyde and Lucinda danced all night long, looking like eternal lovers.
而罗斯科就像热锅上的蚂蚁 And oscoe looked like a hot mess.
他的舞伴也好不到哪去 And his date wasn't much better.
天哪 Lord Jesus!
但一个典型的罗斯科传统 他去打小报告了 But n typcai Roscoe fashon, he sntched.
但事与愿违 But that mess backfred.
露辛达是位年轻的女士 不是你们的什么奖品 Lucnda s a young iady, not some trophy you can wn
我真对你感到失望 i'm very dsapponted n you.
但克莱德呢? But what about Ciyde?
我会处罚克莱德的 Ciyde wii be deait wth.
现在把裤子脱了 弯下腰 Now drop your brtches and bend over.
(GULps)
Ype
但这个克莱德...他真是狡猾 BETTy. But that Clyde... Girl, he is a smooth operator.
好的 你还有什么要说的 Aii rght, what have you got to say for yourseif?
是我让罗斯科赢的 i iet Roscoe wn.
对他来说 打败我意味着一切 it meant more to hm to beat me,
对于我来说 和露辛达一起意味着一切 and t meant more to me to go out wth Lucnda.
她太漂亮了 she's so beautfui.
我知道你很失望 i know you're dsapponted,
如果我的父母还在世 他们也会很失望的 and f my parents were aive, they'd be dsapponted, too.
但你是我唯一的家长 杰金斯爸爸 But you're the oniy parent i got, papa Jenkns.
所以做你认为对的事情吧 我能理解 so you do what you thnk s rght. i'ii understand.
不许再发生这种事情 Don't you ever iet somethng ike ths ever happen agan.
什么 what?
你懂了吗 You understand?
是 先生 Yes, sr.
他上楼去像个孩子一样哭了 BETTy. He went upstairs and cried like a baby.
你怎么知道罗斯科在哭呢 Now, how you know Roscoe was cryng?
(CRYiNG)
因为他嚎哭的声音把我吵醒了 BETTy. Because all his hollering woke me up from a sound sleep.
(LAUGhiNG)
那么 他们还在一起吗 so, are they stii an tem?
他们约会过一阵 但你知道对于克莱德这种人来说 皇后太纯洁了 They dated awhie, but you know, the Queen s too pure for the ikes of Ciyde.
他需要一个真正的女人 he needs a reai woman.
贝蒂 你们是堂兄妹 Betty, y'aii are cousns.
那又怎么样 whatever
现在 重点在于 自从克莱德偷走了露辛达之后 罗斯科就变了 Now, the pont s, Roscoe an't been the same snce Ciyde stoie mss Lucnda.
我认为 人们称这个为''进化'' i thnk they caii that ''evoiuton.''
(GiGGLEs)
显然 RJ已经过了那种幼年初恋的时期 RJ's cieariy over any chidhood crush.
真的吗 真的 BETTY: Reaiiy? Reaiiy.
好的 你认为那个一团糟的''人人为我''节目怎么开始的 weii, where do you thnk that ''Team of me'' mess started?
(moCkiNG LAUGh)
好了 贝蒂 够了 Aii rght, Betty, that s enough.
好的 妈妈 但我才刚开始说... okay, mama, but i'm just sayng...
在我揍你之前 你进屋去吧 Come on n ths house before i pop you.
现在 来人帮帮那个白人女孩吧 BETTY: Now, somebody heip that whte gri.
她把蛋壳弄到沙拉里面去了 帮帮她 she gettng eggsheiis n the tater saiad. heip her.
管好你的嘴 你说得太多了 mAmA: Aiways runnng your mouth You taik too much.
没人想吃那样的土豆沙拉 BETTY: Don't nobody want no crunchy-ass potato saiad.
你在这上面加醋了吗 And you put vnegar on these? Yeah.
你这手艺能赚不少钱呢 欧 You gotta market these, o.
(EXCLAims)
RJ RJ huh?
见鬼 你在吃什么 what the heii are you eatng?
我没吃 我就是尝尝 宝贝 这是酱肋骨 i'm not eatng, baby, i'm tastng. These soy rbs.
你来点吗 You want some?
算了啊 (GRoANs) Forget t, carnvore
你为什么不告诉我露辛达艾伦的事 why don't you teii me about Lucnda Aiien?
噢 噢 该死的 oh. oh, sht.
露辛达艾伦? 这可糟了 RJ: Lucnda Aiien? That was a bad one, rght there.
好的 看 我... 宝贝 她就是 你知道 weii, see, i... Baby, she's just, you know...
噢 天哪 噢 天哪 嘿 克莱德来了 oh, my God oh, my God hey, Ciyde's here now
(BEFoE I LET Go pLAYiNG)
让我来介绍一下 Let me ntroduce you.
最近怎么样 兄弟们 CLYDE: what's up, famiy?
哈 嘿 宝贝 最近怎么样 宝贝 h (LAUGhiNG) hey there, baby. what's up, baby?
你看起来不错 看看你 贝蒂 你太胖了 You iookng sharp. Look at you. Gri, Betty, you too much.
克莱德 过得怎么样 欧 怎么样 大块头 Ciyde what's up, o? what's up, Bg Law?
我看你没胖啊 看看你 伙计 i see you an't gettng no bgger. Look at you, boy.
看看你 伙计 Look at you, boy
露辛达 最近怎么样 宝贝 oTis: Lucnda, what's up, baby?
噢 天啊 嗨 (LAUGhiNG) oh, my God, h
很高兴见到你 宝贝 Good seeng you, baby.
嘿 看看你 伙计 看看 你确定是我的亲戚吗 hey, iook at you, boy. Look. You sure you our reiatve?
小墨西哥人 Lttie mexcan
我给每个人你都带了点东西 i got a ittie somethng for everybody
我为野餐买了些蛋糕 i stopped to pck up some red veivet cakes for the pcnc.
(GAspiNG)
来自图斯卡沙的库特面包房的红绒蛋糕? From Cooter's Bakery n Tuscaioosa?
耶 CLYDE: Yeah.
你们就只有一个金婚纪念日呢 杰妈妈 weii, you oniy get one goiden annversary, mama J.
(EXCLAimiNG) hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah.
hey hey, now
- 他来了 最近怎么样啊 杰爸爸 - 你怎么样 小子 (LAUGhiNG) There he s what's up, papa J? how you dong, man?
青春之泉就在这附近吧 is the fountan of youth around here somewhere,
要不你准是吃了伟哥 or you been takng that Vagra?
你最好试一试 (LAUGhiNG) You better watch t.
看 辛达? 露辛达 see, 'Cnda? Lucnda
见到你真高兴 欢迎回家 i'm so giad to see you. weicome home.
噢 噢 oh. oh.
你们想家了 回来了 家庭精神奖颁给罗斯科了 Now that's nostaiga for you, rght there. Famiy sprt award goes to Roscoe
黑琼斯十字勋章哦 看看你 小子 Cross Coiour Jones Look at you, boy
还穿着欧提斯的旧衣服呢 过来 伙计 stii wearng ots' hand-me-downs. Come here, man.
They're n the bag.
航空公司丢失我的行李 所以... weii, the arines iost my bag, so...
你的借口是什么 what's your excuse?
伙计 嘿 伙计 这可是泰格伍兹啊 伙计 man... hey, man, ths that Tger hoods, man.
你知道的 我喜欢高尔夫 You know me. i get my nne hoies n.
罗斯科 杰金斯 Roscoe Jenkns.
(LAUGhiNG)
噢 oh.
噢 好多年没见了 oh, t's been ages.
哇 真的很长时间了 wow, t's been so iong
(BiANCA CLEARs ThRoAT)
克莱德 露辛达 这是我的未婚妻... Ciyde, Lucnda, ths s my fancee...
- 我的未婚妻 - 比安卡 my fancee... Banca.
比安卡 基托斯 你好 比安卡 Banca ktties. how you dong? Banca
真美啊 你真漂亮 sweeter than sktties. Gri, you pretter n person.
真的吗 is that so?
如果有人说我说的不对 看我不去把他给打趴下 You fnd somebody that say dfferent, see f i don't siap them to sieep.
现在我不这么野蛮了 And i don't even get voient.
很荣幸能见到你 比安卡 it's my pieasure, Banca.
- 哇 祝贺你们两个 - 荣幸是我的 wow, congratuiatons, you two. The pieasure's mne.
怎么了 what's up wth that?
上帝 我们谢谢你给我们猪肋骨 (SINGING) And, Lord, we thank you for the pork ribs,
还有 对了 卷心菜 还有 as well as, yes, the coleslaw, and...
我听见你说的话了 但是 我得挂了 i hear what you're sayng, but iook, i gotta go.
谢谢你 我们谢谢你的红薯派 Thank y ou! And we thank y ou for the sweet potato pie,
还有 对了 为了美味的库特红绒蛋糕 and, yes, for the scrumptious red velvet cakes from Cooter's!
我们谢谢你 上帝 他们也谢谢你 We thank y ou, Lord! And they all did say,
阿门 ALL: Amen
我们谢谢你的优美的餐前祷告 we thank you for that beautfui benedcton.
- 是指长吧 - 欧提斯 You mean iong. RUThiE: ots
妈妈和我非常高兴 mama and i are just fiied wth joy
在这个特殊的时刻 有这么多的朋友家人和我们在一起 that so many frends and famiy have joned us on ths very specai occason.
这个女人忍受了我五十年 Ths woman has put up wth me for fve decades,
我现在比任何时候都爱她 谢谢 宝贝 and i iove her now more than ever. Thank you, baby.
好 杰爸爸 听着 听着 现在 Aii rght, papa J. hear, hear, now.
(ALL ChATTERiNG)
克莱德 你尝尝玉米 宝贝 BETTY: Ciyde, you try some of ths corn, baby?
别忘了这些面包卷 这是我边想你边做的 And don't you forget these roiis, 'cause i made them wth you n mnd.
- 还做了饼干吗 - 你知道是我做的 You butter the bscuts? (LAUGhiNG) You know i dd.
嘿 贝蒂 贝蒂 oTis: hey, Betty? Betty.
怎么了 what?
他是你的堂兄 不是个约会对象 he's your cousn, not a potentai tp.
你知道什么 欧提斯 行了 闭嘴 You know what, ots? okay? shut up.
现在 我只是见到他很高兴而已 好了 行了 也给你点 皇后 Now, i'm just giad to see hm, that's aii. And, and... okay, you, too, queene.
谢谢 贝蒂 Thank you, Betty.
露辛达 我听说你俩在高中时是一对 so, Lucnda, i hear you two were hgh schooi sweethearts.
噢 那是很久以前的事了 oh, weii, that was a iong tme ago.
是 但你从未忘记你的初恋吧 Yeah. But you never forget your frst iove.
我说的对吗 辛达 An't that rght, 'Cnda?
是 我想没有 LUCiNDA: Yeah, i guess not.
看看她 还是和以前一样漂亮 Look at her. Just as beautfui as ever.
知道么 我要把别的女的都抛开 You know, i'm gonna ieave some of these hood-rats aione
认真的把她变成我的斯达布夫人 and get reai serous about makng ths gri mrs. stubbs.
知道么 事实是 欧提斯 给我个扫帚 现在 You know, matter of fact, ots, get me a broom rght now.
我要跳出这迷宫 i'm gonna jump mazei tov
你知道我在说什么吗 欧提斯 You know what i'm taikng about, ots?
别信他的话 行吗 Don't beieve ths one, okay?
他对挥舞骨头的兴趣 比挥动扫帚大多了 he's more nterested n jumpng bones than jumpng brooms.
唔 ooh.
好的 祝福你们两个 你们是幸福的一对 weii, best of iuck to the both of you. You make a great coupie.
狗屁 (CoUGhiNG) Buiisht
贝蒂 Betty
抱歉 一片芹菜卡在嗓子里了 Excuse me, y'aii, i had a pece of ceiery stuck n my throat.
好的 你知道 我承认 我很花心 CLYDE: weii, you know, i admt t. i ike to piay.
但是 在我开了更多的分店之后 But, after i get me a coupie of more deaiershps,
我将会成为南部之王 那时我就需要一个王后了 i wii be kng of the south, who wii need hs Queen.
我的国王要给大家一个惊喜 weii, my kng has a surprse.
RJ请了一个专业的摄影队 准备把周年晚宴录下来 RJ's havng a professonai camera crew fim the annversary banquet
(ALL EXCLAimiNG)
告诉他们 甜心 快啊 Teii them, honey Go ahead
正如宝贝说的 这本来是个惊喜的 Lke my baby sad, t was supposed to be a surprse.
一个礼物 你们知道 没什么大不了的 就是给你们大家的一个特殊的礼物 A gft, reaiiy. You know, no bg deai. Just a ittie somethng specai for y'aii.
你真贴心 That's so sweet.
等等 等等 伙计 你弄了些摄像机藏在周围吗 wat a mnute. hoid up. Ngga, you got some cameras hdden around?
你还带了摄像机吗 雷吉 You done brought some cameras? Regge...
你把它们藏在周围吗 噢 你们都看他的节目 You got that sht hdden around here? oh, y'aii seen hs show.
罗科斯从小矮人藏身的树丛上跳过 Roscoe be jumpng out of bushes on ittie mdgets.
小矮人? mAmA: mdgets?
被忽视的白化病小孩 阿尔卡意达的首领 Negiected aibno chidren. Ai-Qaeda ieaders.
(ChANTiNG)
大米 鸡肉串 鸡肉... Rce, chcken kebab, chcken faiafei...
(ChANTiNG)
-小子 你疯了 - 我告诉你 (LAUGhiNG) Boy, you crazy. i'm teiing you,
他们会像蟑螂和条子一样被轰走的 they be scatterng ike roaches, ike Cops.
你肯定能赢得艾美奖 我会给你投票 You gonna wn a Emmy, and i'm votng for you.
记住 儿子 这个是家庭聚会 不是什么好莱坞的作秀 Remember, son, ths s a famiy ceiebraton, not some hoiiywood producton.
是的 先生 Yes, sr.
哦 见鬼 没事的 杰爸爸 oh, heii, t'ii be aii rght, papa J.
我相信罗斯科做的是正确的 i'm sure oid Roscoe gonna do the rght thng.
我很高兴看到你回来了 还在这儿欢迎我们 i'm just giad to see your baby boy back gracng us wth hs presence.
做的不错 斯科 You done good, 'scoe.
你有成功的事业 漂亮的未婚妻 争气的儿子 You got a outstandng career, beautfui fancee, great son.
最终你赢了 老兄 You fnaiiy wnnng, man.
你以前什么都没赢过我的那些事已经不重要了 Don't even matter that you couid never beat me at nothng.
噢 该死 又提到这个了 (moCkiNG LAUGh) oh, sht That's the button.
你想说什么 克莱德 RJ: what you tryng to do, Ciyde?
我尽最大的努力来成为一个更好的人 i'm tryng my best to be a better man
而你却努力想把我拖入一场竞赛吗 and you tryng to drag me nto a pens-swngng contest?
噢 我的天啊 这绝不是一场竞赛 mAmA: oh, my goodness. That defnteiy an't no contest.
(LAUGhiNG)
可怜的人 克莱德 你的竞赛范围限制了你 You a sad man, Ciyde. Your compettve edge mprsons you.
对你做过的事感到高兴吧 而不是你还没做的事 Feei good for what you've done, not for what you haven't.
你败在我手里那件事对你来说是个心理阴影 The one ioss you suffered at my hands s stii a burden to you.
放开它吧 我已经做到了 Get over t. i have.
这就是''人人为我'' That's the ''Team of me.''
好样的 宝贝 (whispERs) That's rght, baby.
噢 oh.
并且郑重声明 我会再次打败你的 还会让你输得更惨 And just for the record, i'ii beat you agan. And worse.
真的吗 is that rght?
介意我让它更有趣吗 打个小赌 行吗 Care to make t nterestng? Lttie wager, perhaps?
打什么赌 你只会再找个借口耍赖的 耍赖鬼 For what? You'd just fnd a way to renege agan, rengga.
哦 该死 ALL: oh, sht.
我从未在任何事情上耍赖 i an't never reneged on no bet.
你个该死的骗子 You a damn iar
噢 火药味变浓了 oh, ths s gettng hot
你他妈完全知道我在讲什么 You know damn weii what the heii i'm taikng about.
你就是个失败者 还偷了本属于我的东西 You're a sore ioser, and you stoie what was mne.
妈妈 柠檬水很好喝 Lemonade s good, mama.
就是这样 那个婊子把你变得难缠了 罗斯科 There t s. That btch done made you tough, Roscoe.
你个该死的 本来不这样的 那个婊子把你变得难缠了 You hungry as sht, but that btch done made you tough
(DooR sLAms)
你有毛病吧 RJ: what s wrong wth you?
我真不敢相信你还想着那个舞会皇后 BiANCA: i can't beieve you're stii pnng after the prom queen.
我和她就说了三个词 we oniy sad three words to each other
四十个词 Forty words.
那个克莱德 他是个自大的婊子养的东西 And that Ciyde, he's a smug son of a btch.
怪不得他当了汽车推销员 他恶心还没道德 No wonder he's a car saiesman. he's sick and unethcai.
你到底为什么告诉大家摄影的事情 why the heii dd you teii everybody about the camera crew?
反正他们也要知道的 They were gonna see them anyway.
此外 我们已经败了一仗了 我得做点什么 And besdes, we were iosng ground. i had to make a move.
比安卡 这不是幸存者的比赛 Banca, ths s not Survivor!
噢 是的 它就是 oh, yes, t s.
看 宝贝 宝贝 听着 听着 Look, baby, baby, baby. Lsten. Lsten.
我们别吵了 好吗 我错了 (siGhs) Let's not fght, okay? i'm sorry.
露辛达只是我的初恋 我已经向前看了 Lucnda was just a crush, but i moved on.
那么你已经对她没感觉了 so you're over her?
怎么可能还有呢 现在你是我的女人 how can i not be, wth you as my iady?
耶 这才是我要说的 耶 Yeah, that's what i'm taikng about. Yeah
噢 宝贝 在这儿的所有时间 我都没想别的 oh, baby. Aii the tme i spent here, i never got a ittie pece of nothng.
没门 这些墙太薄了 No way. These waiis are way too thn.
再者 你的家人都听着呢 And pius, your famiy istens.
可笑 That's rdcuious
听着 现在我想用舌头说话了 Look, now, i want to speak n tongues.
(mUmBLiNG)
不 做梦吧 Nope. Forget t.
见鬼了 Damn
去他妈的人物 Thnk you so damn specai.
我买了个等离子电视 你带来了蛋糕 伙计 请吧 i sent a piasma, you bought cake. Negro, piease
嘿 罗斯科 你还没睡呢 hey, Roscoe, i ddn't know you were stii up.
嘿 露辛达 你怎么样 hey, Lucnda, how you dong?
很好 i'm great.
你在跟谁说话呢 who you taikng to?
没人 Nobody.
事实上 我自己跟自己说呢 要知道 我经常这么做 为上节目做准备 weii, actuaiiy, myseif. i do that. You know, just practcng for the show.
你也知道 练得熟练一点 知道吗 You know, keep t fresh, you know?
好的 我懂了 那休息一下行吗 okay, i see. Can you take a break?
该死 Damn
这蛋糕太好吃了 Ths cake s scrumptous.
我知道你会喜欢的 i knew you'd ike t.
那么 你说你的发行商介绍你们认识的吗 so, you sad your pubicst ntroduced you?
是 好的 是 Yeah. weii, yeah.
我们 我们在她夺冠后请她上了节目 we... we had her on the show after she won.
然后 我们都挺有感觉的 你懂吗 And... we just sort of connected, you know?
那她和加莫尔相处得怎么样 so how does she and Jamaai get aiong?
相当好了 Reai good.
你知道的 她教他餐桌礼节 You know, she got hm eatng rght.
一些母亲该做的事情 maternai stuff.
他是个很好的孩子 he's a great kd.
噢 谢谢 oh, thank you.
那么 你和克莱德? so, you and Ciyde?
不 在亚特兰大 他是我仅剩几个熟悉的人 No. he was a famiar face when i moved to Atianta.
他很贴心 可他也很花心 he's sweet, but your cousn's a piayer.
订婚是怎么回事 不是有个人? what happened to your engagement? wasn't there some guy?
你是不是一直在关注我啊 罗斯科杰金斯 Are you keepng tabs on me, Roscoe Jenkns?
噢 不 不 我都是听说的 你知道的 看看我的耳朵 weii, no, no, i heard thngs. You know... Look at my ears.
你知道的 我听到的 听到的 你知道我听到了 (LAUGhs) You know, i heard... i heard t. You know i heard t.
你真笨 (LAUGhiNG) You stupd.
你都听到什么了 嗯 what dd you hear? huh?
我去学校就是为了找个丈夫 对吗 That i went to schooi to fnd a husband, rght?
是吗 是的 我就是这样的 我很早就订婚了 see? Yeah, i dd. i got engaged eariy.
我想象着自己拥有一个家庭 两个人都有工作 i had the vson of havng a two-ncome househoid,
30岁之前生三个孩子 星期天一起吃早午餐 three kds before 30, sunday brunch wth my homegris...
听起来真不错 sounds good to me.
难道不行吗 尽管如此 Don't t, though?
但是助学贷款还没有还清 毕业的时候你还很穷 But the student ioans never go away, you're stii broke after grad schooi,
他还不想要孩子 and he ddn't want kds.
从来就不想 Ever.
所以...梦想被推迟了 so... Dream deferred.
我也有这种感觉 i feei you.
我和加莫尔他妈妈的婚姻是个灾难 me and Jamaai's mom was a dsaster.
我那时还没做好当爸爸的准备 但他是我儿子 i wasn't ready to be a parent, ether. But he's my son.
像一个真正的杰金斯家族的男人在说话 spoken ike a true Jenkns man.
你得把这蛋糕吃完 You need to fnsh that cake.
该死 (EXCLAims) sht.
因为 要是我不看着你这副身材 还有谁呢? 'Cause f i don't watch ths fgure, who wii?
那我得考虑别人了 i couid thnk of some takers.
还有我呢 签下我当作是封口费吧 me, too sgn me up for that booty duty
嘿 雷吉 我们刚就是在道晚安而已 hey, Regge. we were just sayng good nght.
见鬼 别 别因为我打断你们 别因为我打断你们 heii, no, don't iet me nterrupt. Don't iet me nterrupt.
别因为他打断我们 Don't iet hm nterrupt.
噢 不 不 不 没关系 LUCiNDA: oh, no, no, no. it's okay.
我得回家去看我爸妈了 明天我们再聊吧 好吗 i need to go home and see my parents, and i'ii taik to you guys tomorrow. okay?
晚安 晚安 Good nght. Good nght.
说实话吧 你都硬了 对吧? Teii the truth. You got a woody, don't you?
白痴 我要是硬了的话 这桌子都要被掀翻了 Fooi, f i had a woody, i'd fip ths tabie over.
我们只是碰上了 we was just catchng up.
你爸爸不喜欢你买给他们的等离子电视 我现在正想跟你说 Your daddy don't want that piasma you bought. i'ii just teii you that rght now.
并且就这样浪费了 真是 And t's a damn shame that t's just gong to waste ike that.
一台电视 就放在那儿 什么都干不了 伙计... Just a TV, just sttng there, an't gonna do nothng, man, s...
这有很多穷人需要... There's so many poor peopie down here that need...
你喜欢那台等离子电视吗 雷吉 wouid you ike that... That piasma, Regge?
老弟 我不是说假话 我会用 i... Boy, i an't iyng. i couid use t.
那好 你想要它吗 weii, wouid you ike to have t?
也 我想要它 会很棒的 我会把它弄得很好的 Yeah i'm gonna get t and freak t. i'm gonna have t rght.
不可能的 Not gonna happen.
就是手头紧了点 就是... Just tght. That's just...
(ULULATiNG)
嘿 孤单的突击队员 到时间上马了 hey, Lone Ranger, t's tme to saddie up.
噢 噢 Uh-oh.
该走了 Gotta go.
嗨哟 向取款机冲去 h-yo, siver off to the ATm machne
驾~ Gddy-up Yes.
驾~ Gddy-up
这将是个漫长的周末 it's gonna be a iong weekend.
(FARTs)
抱歉 Excuse me.
(FARTs LoUDER)
抱歉 Excuse.
亲爱的 我那个面朝下狗式做得很好啊 Baby, my Downward Dog s fne.
你的式子完全不到位 Your aignment's off.
看着我 watch me.
(iNhALEs)
(EXhALEs)
见鬼了 你柔韧性真好 Damn, you are fiexbie
早上好 雷吉 Good mornng, Regge.
早上好 Good mornng to you
怎么样 斯科 what's up, 'scoe?
你他妈别看了 雷吉 Fuck you iookng at, Regge?
把你那眼珠子塞回脑袋里去 现在 You wanna giue your eyes back nto your head, now?
噢 我的错 我没打算看的 我就是检查一下她的姿势 伙计 oh, my fauit. i ddn't mean to iook, but i was just checkng out the pose, man.
嘿 真漂亮 真火辣 太火辣了 hey That s nce. That's hot. That s so hot.
我能帮你做点什么吗 雷吉 Can i heip you wth somethng, Regge?
噢 你的包在这呢 oh, your bag s here.
你从嘉木浦街来不可能就是为了告诉我这事 You couidn't just say that from Jump street.
我心慌意乱的 因为我好像看到有人打了你的脸一拳 i was dstracted, 'cause t iooked ike somebody ht you n the face
用一包分币 wth a sack of nckeis.
好的 或许我踢你一脚会让你清楚点 嗯? weii, maybe a foot n your ass'ii heip you focus, huh?
或许一块红绒蛋糕会让你清楚点 maybe a sice of red veivet cake'ii heip you focus.
伙计 看了赶快滚 就一眼 man, get your iook and move on. one iook.
BiANCA: ...and down.
够了 一眼 一眼 That's t. one. one
再看一眼 一眼 一次 one more, one more, one tme.
够了 滚 That's t. move on
噢 天哪 见鬼了 斯科 oh, my God. Damn, 'scoe
BiANCA: Namaste.
噢 嘿 oh hey.
雷吉也有意见弗兰克亚伦的运动衫呢 宝贝 Regge's got a Frank Aaron jersey, too, baby.
那不是真的 宝贝 我的可是限量版 That's hank, baby. And mne s a imted edton.
雷吉甚至不知道去哪买 Regge wouidn't even know where to iook for one.
噢 这是你的地盘 你们玩吧 oh, t's your worid, piayer.
我不过是只想找坚果的小松鼠 如果你懂我的意思的话 i'm just a squrrei tryng to get a nut, f you know what i mean.
(DoG whimpERs)
mmm.
老兄 你得赶快让她怀孕 来吧 布基 我们走 man, you need to get her pregnant soon. Come on, Bucky, iet's go.
天哪 你看到了吗 my God. Dd you see that?
是啊 Yeah.
那是我的运动衫 不是吗 That's my jersey, an't t?
来啊 加莫尔 Come on, Jamaai.
我认为我能打垒球 i don't thnk i'm cut out for softbaii.
不要像女孩子一样 Don't be such a gri about t.
加莫尔 别听她的 你有天分 Jamaai, forget aii that. You a naturai.
此外 这是你老爸的强项 好吗 pius, ths was your dad's sport. Aii rght?
最重要的是放松 保持冷静 就像你老爸一样 The man thng s to reiax and keep cooi. Just ike your dad.
加油 我们抢到了 抢到了 我们抢到了 加油 我们抢到了 RJ: Come on, we got them, we got them we got them, come on, we got them
我们抢到了 we got them
你出局了 萨克 见鬼了 CLYDE: You out, sucka Damn t
投得好 贝蒂 CLYDE: Good throw, Betty
这个傻瓜偷得到所有的东西 怎么就抓不住第三垒呢 how couid ths fooi steai everythng but thrd?
因为我这个手臂上有大炮呢 老弟 谁都不可能从我这把球抢过去 'Cause i got a cannon n ths arm, boy A-Rod an't steaing on me.
真倒霉 我是个小偷 可我从没被人抓到过 Damn, i'm a thef. i don't never get caught steaing.
没偷到第三垒 兄弟 不能呆在这了 Can't steai thrd, brother, not around here.
我的衬衫 回家吧 伙计 my shrt Go home, man.
耶 我的错 这件不是真的 是吗 Yeah, my fauit. Ths an't authentc, s t?
这女孩以为她在哪呢 where does that chid thnk she s?
我不知道 i don't know.
- 但我打赌那肯定能连内裤一起脱掉 - 我的天 But i bet that come wth pant remover. Good God
加莫尔 步子再打开点 儿子 RJ: Jamaai wden your stance, son.
把注意力放在球上 力量集中到球棒上 keep your eye on the baii. Choke up on the bat.
注意力集中 好的 Focus. okay.
照你爸爸说的做 好吗 BETTY: Do what your father toid you, okay?
现在 不要害怕凯丽 我知道 她很巨型 Now, don't be scared of Caiie. i know she's bg.
我们都很巨型 这就是为什么你有问题了 we aii bg. That's why you n queston.
加莫尔 集中注意力 RJ: Jamaai Focus.
好的 现在零比二 加油 加莫尔 pApA: Aii rght, t's 0 and 2. Come on, Jamaai.
第三击 strke three
没关系 宝贝 mAmA: That's aii rght, baby.
- 打得不错 - 天哪 这孩子够可悲的 That's a good try. God, ths kd's pathetc
奶奶感到很骄傲 You're makng Grandma proud.
打得不错 加莫尔 pApA: Good try, Jamaai.
不 不 不是 爸爸 BETTY: No, no, t wasn't, Daddy.
现在 他是什么 罗斯科 一个不吃肉的人? Now, what s he, Roscoe? one of them meatiess peopie?
他是个吃素的还是吃沪的 管他呢 is he one of them vegans or vogans, whatever?
你得给他吃点好的 罗斯科 那是问题所在 You need to feed that chid, Roscoe, that's what's wrong wth hm
你没给他足够的... You an't gvng hm enough...
好球 凯丽 LUCiNDA: Good one, Caiie
什么都不懂 他脑袋坏掉了 BETTY: Can't understand nothng. he's dumb n the bran.
来吧 罗斯科 为妈妈击个球 mAmA: Come on, Roscoe ht one for mama
我唯一需要做的就是交流 Aii i need you to do s make contact.
我懂 i got ths.
你再不小心点就三击不中该出局了 You got a strkeout a-comng f you an't carefui.
''你再不小心点就三击不中该出局了'' ''Youse got a strkeout comng f you an't carefui.
''伙计 你再...'' ''Boy, youse gonna...''
你不要总是用笑来掩饰你的弱点 行吗 oTis: Y'aii don't take the smie for a weakness aii the tme, okay?
我从来没想过 REGGiE: i've never thought that.
你们都认为我比较弱还是怎么的 Y'aii thnk i'm weak or somethng.
不 我不认为我很软弱 No, i don't thnk you weak.
- 行了 不要 行了 - 我认为你是本大叔 okay. Don't. okay. i thought you was Uncie Ben.
嘿 CLYDE: hey.
去坐会 我来打这一棒 去那儿 Take a seat. Let me get ths, rght here.
好的 这就是我说的 现在比赛正式开始 来吧 宝贝 Aii rght. That's what i'm taikng 'bout, now Let the games begn Come on, baby
见鬼 你认为自己在干什么 克莱德 what the heii you thnk you dong, Ciyde?
我要把你打出局 选手 i'm about to strke you out, piayer
我有一块小的好球区 孩子 i've got a narrow strke zone, boy.
噢 没关系 杰爷爷 CLYDE: oh, that's aii rght, papa J.
任何比罗斯科的头还宽的地方 都是不公平的 Anythng wder than Roscoe head wouid be unfar.
(ALL LAUGhiNG)
大家都坐下来 坐下来 Everybody st down. have a seat.
放下包袱 舒服点 别担心 Take a ioad off. Get comfortabie. Don't worry about t.
把那个懒孩子带出去还是怎么样 来吧 宝贝 Brng the La-Z-Boys out here or somethng. Come on, boy.
我懂了 就在这儿 i got ths, rght here.
怎么了 斯科 你准备好了吗 what's up, 'scoe? You ready?
你想获胜吗 来吧 耶 You want to be n the bg tme? here we go, yeah.
就这儿 宝贝 BETTY: Rght here, baby
打 strke
(whoopiNG)
宝贝 这儿比有空调还爽呢 That's better than ar condtonng rght there, boy.
(imiTATEs shiVERiNG)
感觉到风了吗 (LAUGhiNG) Feei that breeze?
加油 罗斯科 Come on, Roscoe
他们就是想让你分心而已 宝贝 你能做到的宝贝 They just taikng smack, baby. You can do t, baby
注意力集中 RJ 加油 击个好球 Focus, RJ Come on. Get a ht
(EXCLAims)
''注意力集中 RJ'' ''Focus, RJ''
好的 每个人都准备好了吗 贝蒂 好的 给我个提示 Aii rght, everybody good? Betty, aii rght, gve me a ittie somethng.
好的 okay.
好的 我懂了 来吧 好的 真爽 爽 爽 okay, i got you. Good to go. Aii rght, cooi, cooi, cooi.
就这儿 Rght here.
接住 击 Crush t kii t
(GRUNTs)
(EXCLAims)
你打中妈妈了 妈妈 You ht my mama mama
噢 天哪 噢 不 不 BETTY: oh, my God CLYDE: oh, no, no
杰妈妈 mama J
噢 天哪 mAmA: oh, Jesus.
这一击把什么都击没了 见鬼了 REGGiE: That done knocked the wg off and everythng. Damn
嘿 现在让我安静一会 RJ: hey, get off me about t rght now.
噢 真的吗 让你安静会 是 oTis: oh, reaiiy? Get off you about t? RJ: That's rght.
耶 好吗 别再用这折磨我了 Yeah, okay? stop sweatng me about t.
我试图想告诉你等到球稳点在去击 But i was tryng to teii you to wat on the fiutterbaii.
你在那儿就像个蹲着的老虎 藏着的龙 You up there swngng ike Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon,
现在我妈妈头上有个大包 now my mama got a red ttty on her head
她也是我妈妈 欧 she's my mama, too, o.
我们可不知道 你可能是捡来的 we don't know that. You couid be adopted.
看 我就要去拿鱼了 到墨提家去见我 你能做到吗 Look, i gotta get the fsh. meet me at monty's. Can you do that?
妈妈 我很抱歉 真的很抱歉 妈妈 mama, i'm sorry. Reaiiy sorry, mama.
我知道 宝贝 妈妈没事 i know, baby. mama'ii be aii rght.
嘿 妈妈 我本来是想打那头猪的 我不知道球会朝那个方向飞去 heck, mama, i was tryng to ht t out the park. i ddn't know t was gong that way.
我头开始疼了 宝贝 安静点 i'm gettng my headache, baby. Be quet.
爸爸... Daddy...
儿子 我们都犯过错 son, we aii make mstakes.
我们只需要从中学到点什么 we just have to iearn from them.
尽管我不知道给你妈妈个脑震荡 你能学到什么 Though i don't know what you iearn by gvng your mama a concusson.
嘿 大欧 oFFiCER: hey, Bg o
不知道你是怎么把它拿到这儿来的 欧 i don't know how you take t down here, o.
伙计 如果不是因为膝伤 man, you was the best inebacker n the state.
你就是这个州最好的后卫了 该死 if t wasn't for your knee njury, shoot
你将参加超级碗比赛 住着大房子 开着奔驰 man, you'd be n the NFL, ivng n a manson, drvng a Benz.
是 那是很好 但 伙计 你知道 那不是上帝对我的安排 Yeah, that's good, man. But, you know, t wasn't n God's pians for me.
上帝的安排很酷 但是你需要''自己''计划 God's pian s cooi, but you needed the ''me'' pian.
噢 伙计 别瞎扯了 我不失败 我是个国王 oh, man, stop taikng that buiisht. i an't no faiure. i'm a kng.
我有很好的家庭 i got a great famiy,
我住在一个很好的社区里面 我爱那儿的人 那儿的人也爱我 i ive n a great communty that i iove and that ioves me back.
你才是失败的 You the faiure.
你怎么看出来的 how do you fgure that?
我成功了 i made t.
噢 为什么 就因为你有钱吗 因为你上了电视吗 oh, why? 'Cause you got some money? 'Cause you on TV?
你还有什么好炫耀的 what eise you got to show for t?
所有在我成长过程中所没有的 Everythng i an't have growng up.
什么重要的东西你没有过 what you an't have that was that mportant?
嘿 为什么加莫尔不会打棒球 hey, why don't Jamaai know how to piay basebaii?
你曾经那么喜欢它 你还打的很好 You used to iove to piay, and you was haifway decent.
伙计 没时间讨论这个 此外 加莫尔只喜欢足球 man, i an't got tme for aii that. Besdes, Jamaai oniy ioves soccer.
我觉得加莫尔只喜欢他爸爸感兴趣的运动 i thnk Jamaai wouid iove whatever sport hs father showed nterest n.
噢 你现在是当父母的专家了 (moCkiNG LAUGh) oh, so you a parentng expert, now?
伙计 我想说的是你不要用钱来养孩子 man, aii i'm sayng s don't iet money rase your kds.
那好 你不要用玉米面包和谷壳来养孩子 weii, don't iet cornbread and chtins rase yours.
你这样看着我干什么 欧 what you iookng at me ike that for, o?
是 我说了 你干嘛走过来 Yeah, i sad t. why you approachng me?
我刚没听见你说什么 i just ddn't hear you.
我说你这样看着我干什么 i sad what you iookng at me ike that for?
没人怕你 An't nobody scared of you.
那句话之前你说的什么 what'd you say before that?
不要什么 Don't iet what?
不要用谷壳 玉米面包 火腿 Don't iet chtins, cornbread, ham hocks,
奶酪那些东西养你的孩子 cheese stcks or none of that rase your kds.
那就是我说的 怎么了 感受到好客了吗 怎么 怎么 发生什么了 That's what i sad. what, you got hostity? what, what... what's happenng?
我不是以前你那个小弟弟了 欧 我长大了 Ths an't your ittie brother no more, o. i'm a grown man.
知道吗 我不再被打屁股了 我不那样了 You know, i don't get ass whoopngs, i gve 'em out.
嗯哼 mmm-hmm?
你现在是五月梅镇的官员 You a offcer here n mayberry.
来吧...你拿着什么 手电还是警棍 Come on... what you carry? A fiashight and a baton?
啊 告诉你 或许 A'ght. Teii you what. maybe...
如果你是个老实的好人 我雇你做我的保镖 if you a good oid boy, i hre you as my securty.
是 我有名气 我能这么做 (LAUGhs) Yeah, i got the puii. i can do t.
大傻瓜 Bg-ass...
现在你和妈妈一样头上都有个大包了 或许你们确实有亲缘关系 Now you and mama got matchng tttes. maybe y'aii are reiated.
(FuNK MuSIC pLAyING oN ADIo)
知道吗 你应该做一期关于被欺负的小弟的节目 You know, you shouid do a show about scrawny ittie brothers
就是那些经常被揍的人 看看你的头 that constantiy get btched. Look at your head
是 但是... 谢谢 我的下一期节目将是关于监狱里的妓女 Yeah, but... Thank you. But my next show gonna be about prson hoes
在读圣经时进行同房探监 who mask conjugai vsts as Bbie readngs.
没错 节目名称将会是 圣经祈祷 还是圣经卖骚 Yeah, t's gonna be caiied ''Bbie Thumpers or Bbie humpers?''
你有空吗 You avaiabie?
(LAUGhiNG)
你有时间吗 You got tme?
感觉怎么样 what you feeing?
噢 噢 好的 你最好把你那大屁股坐回车上去 oh. oh, okay. You better get your Butterfnger-eatng ass back n the car.
我不会打女的 但我会打婊子的屁股 i may not ht a woman, but i'ii beat a btch's ass.
噢 这就是你要做的吗 是 oh, s that what you gonna do? Yeah.
这就是你要做的吗 什么 That's what you gonna do? what?
你要打婊子的屁股 噢...噢... You gonna beat a btch's ass? oh... oh...
你要打哪个婊子啊 啊 斯科 what btch you gonna beat, 'scoe?
你要打哪个婊子啊 啊 斯科 就像这样吗 what btch you gonna beat, huh, 'scoe? That's what t's ike?
就像这样吗 坚持住 is that what t's ike? hoid up.
你要打哪个婊子啊 斯科 what btch you gonna beat, 'scoe?
你把我脖子弄断了 小... 当心点 你不知道 You snapped my neck, ittie... Look out You ddn't know. Goiden giove.
看着 我要狠狠的教训你一顿 小子 watch. i'm gonna gve you a drty, south-ass whppng, boy
来啊 来啊 过来 过来 打啊 来啊 过来 Come on, come on Brng t back Brng t back, punk Come on, brng t on back
(sCREAmiNG)
偶 oh
罗斯科 你他妈... 放开我 斯科 Roscoe, get your damn... Get off of me, 'scoe
(BoTh GRUNTiNG)
那又不能拿来织布 傻子 你会感到抱歉的 That an't weave, fooi You gonna be sorry
(GRUNTiNG)
等等 你真把我惹火了 你想干什么 RJ wat a mnute You done puiied out my damn tracks what you gonna do, RJ?
我真为你感到恶心 我恶心 说你错了 说你错了 说你错了 i'm sck of you i'm sck say you sorry. say uncie. say uncie say uncie
说 你他妈说话啊 你这个没种的布鲁斯李 say t Taik your sht now, you fake-ass Bruce Lee
你想站起来吗 想站起来吗 You wanna get up? You wanna get up?
来啊 来啊 我告诉你 管紧点你的嘴 Come on, come on. i done toid you about your mouth
我不是妓女 i am not a ho
我在帮上帝做事 说''赞美上帝'' i am dong God's work say, ''prase the Lord''
(GRUNTs)
(GRoANiNG)
现在我要告诉你 你该为我是个好的基督徒感到庆幸 Now i'm gonna teii you somethng. You'd better be giad i'm a good Chrstan,
因为下次我绝不会这么仁慈了 'cause the next tme i mght not be so mercfui.
你让我失去了上帝的保护 You done made me iose my protecton from the Lord.
上帝圣父 原谅他把 他不知道该做些什么 Father God, forgve hm, for he know not what he do.
我会为你祈祷的 罗斯科 i'm gonna pray for you, Roscoe.
谢谢 我... Thank you, i...
(wEAk CoUGh)
(GRoANiNG)
嘿 露辛达 RJ: hey, Lucnda.
噢 天哪 罗斯科 你没事吧 oh, my God Roscoe, are you okay?
什么意思 what do you mean?
你的脸看着就像被拖拉机轧过去了一样 weii, your face iooks ike you got run over by a tractor.
是吗 我觉得没事 Reaiiy? i feei fne.
噢 你看起来很糟糕 这儿 坐下来 weii, t iooks terrbie. here, st.
(ChUCkLEs)
噢 天哪 oh, my God.
这儿 here.
(GRUNTiNG)
感觉真好 That feeis good.
还好 还好 Good, good.
嘿 也许别再取笑别人是个好方法 hey, t mght be a good dea to stop teasng everybody.
(LAUGhs)
没事 Ths s nothng.
为什么你总是对抗别人呢 why you tryng to front?
我没有对抗 i'm not frontng.
(EXCLAims iN pAiN)
是吧 是吧 你知道很疼的 see? see? You know you're hurtng.
我知道的罗斯科杰金斯会承认这一点 The Roscoe Jenkns i knew wouid've owned up to t.
现在你在照顾的是R.J.史蒂文斯 weii, ths s RJ stevens you're tendng to now, gri.
是的 新的 改进版的罗斯科7.0. Yeah, the new and mproved Roscoe 7.0.
我认为罗斯科1.0.就很好了 i thnk Roscoe 1 .0 was just fne.
噢 oh
我不知道你已经回来了 i ddn't know you were back.
我们什么都没做 we weren't dong nothng
没什么 Nothng much, that s.
好的 罗斯科 来帮帮我行吗 weii, good. why don't you gve me a hand, Roscoe?
杰爸爸 我以为你想让我帮忙呢 papa J, i thought you wanted me to heip.
不 没关系 罗斯科能干的 No, that's aii rght. Roscoe's got ths.
是 我能干 Yeah, i got ths.
(hAmmERiNG)
(JAZZ MuSIC pLAyING)
儿子 你准备好要结婚了 是吗 son, you are ready to get marred, aren't you?
(ChUCkLEs)
当然是了 为什么问这个问题 of course Yeah. why do you ask?
噢 如果我没猜错的话 weii, f i ddn't know any better,
我认为你和露辛达之间有点什么事 i'd thnk there's somethng gong on between you and Lucnda.
哦 不 我只是 你知道... oh, no i'm just, you know...
我们只是碰上了 we're just catchng up.
爸爸 婚礼会很热闹的 Daddy, the weddng s gonna be hot.
有好的承办商 R.凯丽会来献唱 Got the caterer, R. keiiy's sngng...
碧昂丝会做舞蹈编排 Beyonce s gonna choreograph the Eiectrc side.
罗斯科 我想你知道我的意思 Roscoe, i thnk you know what i'm sayng.
婚姻并不是指婚礼 The marrage sn't about the weddng day.
你妈妈和我就是在我们的前院结的婚 Your mama and i got marred rght out there n the front yard.
我知道 可是 比安卡想要一个盛大的婚礼 有所有华丽的装饰 i know, but... weii, Banca wants a bg weddng wth aii the trmmngs.
那也是你想要的吗 is that what you want?
是 我...我认为 Yeah, i... i thnk.
是 是 (sTAmmERs) i do. i do.
(ChUCkLEs)
加莫尔对这一切是怎么想的 how does Jamaai feei about that?
加莫尔 他...加莫尔很冷静 爸爸 Jamaai, he... Jamaai's cooi, Daddy.
多关心一下这个孩子 他从没见过亲生母亲 Be mndfui of that boy. he never sees hs own mother.
据他所说 他也不是能经常见到你 From what he teiis me, he doesn't see much of you, ether.
我在努力 爸爸 好吗 但是节目让我一直都很忙 i'm tryng, Daddy. Aii rght? But the show keeps me so busy...
节目 人人为我 我就没弄懂过 The show. Team of Me. i never qute understood that.
噢 那只是个口号 你知道的 保护你自己 为你自己负责 weii, t's... it's just a sayng, you know? protect yourseif. Be your own man.
好的 这不错 儿子 但是... weii, that's fne, son, but...
有时候你得依靠别人 家人 朋友 There are tmes you gotta depend on others, famiy and frends.
我是指 你从来就没懂得过这个道理 i mean, you never iearned anythng ike that around here.
并且你肯定没有让你的孩子懂得这个道理 And that's certaniy not somethng you teach a chid.
有些孩子是自己懂得这些道理的 爸爸 some kds iearn t on ther own, Daddy.
(RJ sNoRiNG)
亲爱的 我一早上都在做一个私人工程 honey i've been busy wth a personai project aii mornng
现在我筋疲力竭 所以...你去替我遛遛菲菲行吗 and i'm exhausted, so... Be a dear and waik Ff for me?
得了 宝贝 让菲菲自己到处跑跑 享受一下自然吧 Come on, baby. Let Feef run around and enjoy nature.
我想再小睡一会 i was hopng to get a ittie nap.
啊 Aw.
我的小男人累了 my ittie man s tred.
好的 如果你替我做这件小事 我保证会为你做任何你想做的事 weii, i promse i'ii do any ittie thng you want f you do ths ittie thng for me.
而且 我想给你看看我的小工程 pius, i want to show you my ittie project.
(BUZZiNG)
什么工程 what project?
见鬼了 Damn
是你的指甲弄的? Are those my ntais?
嗯哼 BiANCA: mmm-hmm.
我告诉过你这是你的 i toid you t was yours.
你真是个艺术家 宝贝 You're a heii of an artst, baby.
来吧 菲菲 Come on, Feef
去吧 菲菲 去撒尿 Come on, Feef, go pee.
(RATTLiNG)
噢 该死 有蛇 菲菲 快跑 菲菲 oh, sht snake Feef Come on, Feef
(DoG whimpERiNG)
快跑 菲菲 快跑 快 Run, Ff Run Come on
等等 露辛达... 嘿 怎么了 Come on hey Lucnda... hey, what's the matter?
别去那儿 菲菲被一条该死的毒蛇缠住了 Don't go down there. Ff's cornered by ths bg-ass posonous snake.
你就把它扔那儿了吗 And you ieft her?
不要 露辛达 保护好你自己 No Lucnda save yourseif
(LUCiNDA sCREAmiNG)
你看到了吗 对不起 菲菲 You see? i'm sorry, Ff
我不会吸...没毒 i an't suckng out no... No poson
你还好吗 小妮子 还好么 就受了一点惊吓吧 对吧 You okay, gri? Yeah? You just got a ittie scare, huh?
(LAUGhs)
菲菲... Ff...
没事的 没关系的 it's okay. it's aii rght.
他没事吧 是 she aii rght? Yeah.
给你 看看?就是条小奶蛇 here you go. see? it was just a ittie mik snake.
(EXCLAims)
这不是刚才我看见那条蛇 那是条水蟒或巨蟒 Now, that wasn't the snake i saw. it was an anaconda or a python.
但我们这儿没有那种蛇 weii, we don't have those down here.
真的吗 嗯嗯 For reai? Uh-huh.
走吧 There you go.
你想一起散步吗 You want to take a waik?
当然 sure.
你出来把所有的红绒蛋糕都吃了 对吧 You out here runnng off that red veivet cake, huh?
那是我应得的 i deserve some cake.
是 不... Yeah, no...
哦 得了 你听过这些事情 见鬼了 你也看见过很多事 oh, come on, you heard the stores. heii, you wtnessed a bunch.
每个人做每件事都比我强 所以 我找到了我所擅长的 Everybody dd everythng better than me. so, i found somethng i'm good at.
我走到了观众面前 他们也感受到了我的存在 i get n front of that audence and they feei me.
比这儿的任何人都做得好 more than anyone here ever dd.
求你了 罗斯科 哪个家里大家不是互相取笑啊 piease, Roscoe. what famiy doesn't mess wth one another?
我是说 我这两条细腿都被大家取笑惯了 i mean, i got teased to no end about my sknny iegs.
是啊 你有的地方的确很瘦 Yeah, weii, you do have some sim-jms.
噢 闭嘴 oh, shut up
你都可以用你的腿刷牙了 You couid pck your teeth wth those iegs.
闭嘴 (LAUGhiNG) shut up.
看到了吗 你可以不在意这些的 特别是关系到克莱德的时候 see? You can dsh t out, boy. Especaiiy when t comes to Ciyde.
克莱德 (sCoFFs) Ciyde.
克莱德就是个大脑袋的笨蛋 有时候这个自大的家伙就得被狠狠揍一顿 Ciyde's bg-headed ass needs to be knocked off hs hgh horse sometmes.
你们两个为什么总是针对对方呢 why are you two aiways dggng at each other?
因为克莱德很卑鄙 为了成功他会使出所以卑劣的手段 Because Ciyde s drty, and wii use any underhanded trck to wn.
你难道没有夸大事实吗 一点都没有吗 Aren't you exaggeratng just a ittie?
没有 No.
那你说的''你偷了本来属于我的东西''是指什么 And what was aii that ''you stoie what was mne'' busness?
聚餐的时候 他偷了什么 At the pcnc. what dd he steai?
一个绝好的机会 A great opportunty.
那么 要是真那么好的话 你为什么不再创造一个 weii, f t was that great, why can't you create another one?
或许我会的 maybe i wii.
或许你应该 maybe you shouid.
好 好 好 又看到你们一起了 weii, weii, weii. here y'aii are agan
抓到你们了 是吧 妈妈准备要... Caught you, ddn't i? mamma gonna get ya...
可真让人惊讶啊 Ths rases some eyebrows.
好了 像个金丝雀一样唱歌吧 雷吉 口哨吹起来 weii, sng ike a canary, Regge. whstie.
(hUmmiNG)
就和鸟一起唱吧 好好跟它们相处 但是你就是得不到那台等离子电视 Aii that wth the brds. harmonze wth 'em. But you're not gettng the piasma.
我在遛狗 i was waikng the dog.
怎么可能 布基和我们一起 how's that? Bucky's wth us.
我说的是菲欧娜 菲菲跑哪去了 i'm taikng about Fona. where s Feef?
哦 我认为她顺着路跑下去了 oh, i thnk she's down by the guiiy.
布基在哪 where's Bucky?
顺着路跑下去了 Down by the guiiy.
他会把她撕碎的 REGGiE: he's gonna tear t up.
(BUCkY howLiNG)
布基 把屁股拿开 Bucky, get your ass off
(whiNiNG)
噢 天哪 oh, my God.
(EXCLAims)
(YELpiNG)
她原来是这样做爱的 she s so workng hm.
如果他开始用舌头嚎叫 你们别吃惊 Don't be surprsed f he starts barkng n tongues.
(FiFi YELps)
布基让这母狗爽到了 Bucky done turned the btch out.
(EXhALEs)
雷吉 别再提这事 Reg, not a word.
我懂了 i got you.
那台等离子电视保修吗 is that piasma TV under warranty?
嗯 mmm.
我还是个偷东西的好手 这狗需要些建议 i'm a steei trap, piayer. That dog gonna need counseing.
你不会有事吧 You gonna be aii rght?
也许她不会注意到 maybe she won't notce.
(RJ EXhALEs)
噢 宝贝 我和菲菲玩得可开心了 oh, baby, me and Ff had so much fun out there,
我都忘了时间了 we compieteiy iost track of tme.
是 爸爸爱菲菲 对吗 菲菲 Yeah, Daddy ioves hmseif some Ff. isn't that rght, Ff?
爸爸爱他的小菲菲 对了 噢 我们到处都跑遍了 宝贝 Daddy ioves hs ittie Ff Yeah oh, we was runnng aii over the piace, baby.
是 她需要洗个澡 她把自己弄得很脏 真的很脏 Yeah, she may need a bath. she got drty. Reai drty.
现在看这儿 小鬼 Now see here, buster.
你的同盟者是我 不是那个舞会皇后 Your aiiance s wth me, not the prom queen.
噢 行了 宝贝 没有什么别的同盟者 好吗 oh, come on, baby. There's no other aiiance. Aii rght?
现在给我看看你那个小工程怎么样 Now how about you show me that ittie project?
我把我的小工程给刮掉了 i shaved off my ittie project.
为什么 why'd you do that?
如果我发现你有一点出轨的迹象 我也会把你的小工程给刮掉 if i dscover there's a mutny afoot, i'm gonna shave off your ittie project.
懂吗 Understand?
该死 Damn
该死 该死 Damn Damn
击球 卡博利 MAN oN TV. one timer! Kaberle.
进了 Goai
(ALL LAUGhiNG)
该死 喜欢这运动吗 侄子 没事的 Dang, you got game, nephew. it's aii rght.
嘿 爸爸 hey, Dad
罗斯科 怎么了 伙计 Roscoe maiiey what's up, man?
我听说你又去勾引我的女人了 来吧 老兄 so i heard you been runnng around wth my gri agan. Come on, man.
我们来比赛吧 我和朱诺对你和加莫尔 Let's piay the game. me and Junor take on you and Jamaai.
好啊 Yeah.
我不玩小孩的游戏 i don't piay chidren's games.
噢 那行 你想玩什么 老兄 oh, s that rght? Then what's your poson, brother?
(RATTLiNG)
听到了吗 你喜欢这个 是吗 Ya hear that, though. You ike that, eh?
耶 我一直很想玩玩这个 Yeah, i've been dyng to piay a ittie cick-ciack.
你真的想玩这个吗 克莱德 sure you want to take t there, Ciyde?
我玩这可不是为了好玩 'Cause i don't piay for fun.
输钱就不好玩了 An't no fun iosng money.
那你肯定会输得很惨的 Then you're about to have a bad tme.
(BoTh EXCLAimiNG)
七 噢 一直会这么好运的 seven oh, that's gonna be aii day rght there
你能搞定吗 赚钱 赚钱 RJ: Can you handie t? money maker money maker
Daddy needs a new par of gators. Daddy needs a new par of gators.
看这个 watch ths rght there.
摇起来 摇起来 打败他 Taikng about shake 'em up, shake 'em up, wake 'em.
噢 oh
耶 爸爸 Yeah, Dad
爸爸 是的 Daddy, yes
知道吗 伙计 我佩服你 You know what, man? i admre you.
是吗 我佩服你 罗斯科 Yeah? i admre you, Roscoe.
我是指 你一直在努力 你知道 因为我即使输了 我也赢了 i mean, you stii keep tryng. You know, 'cause even when i iose, i wn.
嘘 嘘 ooh. ooh.
好啊 那你现在肯定感觉跟冠军一样了 weii, then ths must feei ike the champonshp,
因为你失去了控制权 婊子 'cause you're iosng the grp. Btch
(ALL LAUGhiNG)
就在这 来吧 宝贝 为妈妈吃点 Rght there. Come on, baby, eat for mama.
布娜塔? Bnata?
你根本就没听 现在 我告诉你把狗弄到厨房外面去 You're not istenng. Now, i toid you to take that dog out of my ktchen.
一点也不为什么 大家都出什么毛病了 it just an't santary what's wrong wth peopie?
把他妈的狗都带进人们的厨房了 就没他妈一点都不懂吗 Brngng damn dogs up n foiks' ktchen? Don't make no damn sense.
(sCREAmiNG)
这不算什么吗 你一点都不为自己感到恶心吗 这就是问题所在 That an't nothng, you an't even sick wth yours, so that's the probiem.
每个人都知道你在做什么 伙计 可是她是我的 老兄 Everybody see what you're dong, man. But she mne, bro.
是吗 好啊 你可能想去告诉她 她只是感觉你像个哥哥而已 Yeah? weii, you mght want to teii her that, 'cause she's feeing a brother.
又是七 (LAUGhiNG) seven agan
好的 油热了 我要鱼 Aii rght, grease s hot, i need that fsh.
给你 宝贝 RUThiE: here you go, baby.
谢谢 Thank you.
嗯 mmm.
有点甜 但是很好喝 it's a ittie sweet, but t's deicous.
是啊 那酒也是你的 宝贝 喝吧 Yes And that wne of yours, baby, set t rght off
那瓶67年的玛古红酒吗 The '67 margaux? Yeah
那得600美元一瓶呢 That's a $600 bottie
每一分都物有所值 And worth every penny
噢 oh
又是七 seven agan
噢 oh
有人不敢玩了吧 somebody stop t
(LAUGhiNG)
来吧 掷骰子 伙计 Come on, roii the dce, man.
噢 我赢了 这是我的 这是我的 oh, i get t. That's mne, that's mne.
继续啊 笨蛋 pass on that ass.
噢 噢 oh ALL: oh
怎么可能呢 Couid t be?
不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no.
那样 我要把它称为大鳄了 i caii gator on that rght there.
伙计 这又不是垄断 Ngga, ths an't monopoiy.
嘿 嘿 伙计 再来 老兄 hey, hey, man Roii agan, bro.
克莱德 你他妈的最好把手拿开 不然我打得你皮开肉绽 Ciyde, you better un-ass me before you fnd yourseif a pnky short.
你最好接着来 不然我打得你满地找牙 You better roii agan before you fnd yourseif an artery short.
(RJ GRowLiNG)
你惹起来的 你惹起来的 克莱德 You brought t on yourseif You brought t on yourseif, Ciyde
我们去弄点鱼吃吧 好的 来吧 加莫尔 Let's go get some fsh. okay. Come on, Jamaai.
这是你想要的吗 克莱德 这是你想要的 is ths what you wanted, Ciyde? That's what you want.
这就对了 这就对了 我可是小瓦斯提 老兄 That's rght That's rght That's Junor Varsty rght there, bro
(BoTh sCREAmiNG)
(BoTh GRUNTiNG)
感觉到了吗 Feei that?
噢 那是你的屁股 oh, that's your ass rght there
(ALL LAUGhiNG)
等等 等等 停下来 wat, wat, stop
你们最好不要在我的厨房里到处乱跑 Y'aii better stop aii that runnng through my ktchen
抓到了 耶 Got you Yeah
你把爸爸的桌子弄坏了 我们费老大的劲搬过来的 You broke Daddy's tabie we worked hard on ths
(sCREAmiNG)
那是因为你修好的它 That's 'cause you fxed t
(womEN LAUGhiNG)
(ALL ChATTERiNG)
我说 你怀孕了怎么还喝酒呢 AmY: i sad, why are you drnkng when you're pregnant?
噢 他们说我能喝一杯 weii, they sad i couid have a giass of wne.
真的吗 Reaiiy?
可是他们可没说你能再添满多少次 宝贝 They ddn't say how many tmes you couid refii t, though, baby.
我也想怀孕 i want to be pregnant
再来一杯怎么样 how about another one?
来吧 比喽喽 Let's do t, Baioio.
克莱德 噢 宝贝 Ciyde-o-mana, baby
(GRoANiNG)
你栽在你只大狗手里了 现在 伙计 你该去查查我的牙科记录 You ended up wth a bg dog now, boy. You ought to check my dentai records.
(BoTh sCREAmiNG)
天哪 这些傻瓜刚还在玩骰子呢 Lord, these foois been piayng dce.
嘿 打啊 hey, knock t off
女士们 把调味酱和调味汁准备好 Lades, get the tartar sauce and the hot sauce,
杰金斯家要开始狂欢了 'cause the Jenkns famiy s about to throw down
(CLYDE AND RJ sCREAmiNG)
(sCREAmiNG)
(CLYDE AND RJ GRUNTiNG)
(ALL CLAmoRiNG)
老兄 你们在干什么 (shoUTiNG) man, what are y'aii dong?
停下来... stop that...
(womEN shRiEkiNG)
RJ 不要 BiANCA: RJ, no
好烫 好烫 it's hot it's hot
(womEN sCREAmiNG)
噢 见鬼了 不要 oTis: oh, heii no
哦 天哪 RUThiE: oh, my God.
你没事吧 AmY: Are you okay?
哦 我的天哪 oh, my God.
他先动手的 他先动手的 he started t. he started t.
他们在朝哪儿前进 他们在朝哪儿前进 (siNGiNG) What they heading for now What they heading for now...
该死 可怜的妈妈 Damn poor mama.
你们该多做些产前准备的 看看你们这些孩子 You shouid have had more prenatai care. Look at your kds.
对不起 i'm sorry.
(whimpERiNG)
宝贝 对不起 Baby, i'm sorry.
这是个意外 it was an accdent.
安静 洗澡 策略 sience, shower, strategy.
这是我现在所需要的所有东西 That's aii i need rght now.
(kNoCkiNG oN DooR)
老兄 浴室现在归你了 Boy, the shower s aii yours.
(REGGiE LAUGhiNG)
你把我的浴品都用完了 You used aii my sht
是啊 怎么了 Yeah, what?
你还穿着我的浴袍 And you're wearng my robe?
怎么...现在 你个小... what... Now, you ittie...
比安卡 菲欧娜怎么样了 还没从蛇的惊吓中恢复过来吗 Banca, how's Fona dong? she stii spooked by that snake?
什么蛇 what snake?
就是露辛达把菲菲从那条蛇那救出来的 REGGiE: The snake Lucnda saved Ff from.
我是指 她看起来很惬意 很可能是因为... i mean, she seems pretty reiaxed. That's probabiy 'cause...
卫星 哼 斯科? sateiite huh, 'scoe?
卫星 每看一次付费 付费频道 体育频道 sateiite, pay-per-vew, premum channeis, sports channeis,
大胸部频道...所有的 伙计 piatnum ttty channeis... Aii that, man.
花花公子频道? playboy channeis?
是 屁股裸露频道 你喜欢露屁股的吗? Yeah, butt-naked channeis. You ike butt-naked?
噢 我一定要得到它 oh, i got to have t.
他们把屁股都露出来 你会很喜欢的 You ike when they butt-naked, showng aii ass?
你知道啊 福音频道 You know t. Gospei channeis?
是 你... 福音 所有的 Yeah, you... Gospei, aii that
网络电视台?你喜欢网络电视台? (Noticiero Telemundo是美国第二大西班牙语电视台 即电视网络集团) Teiemundo? You ike Teiemundo?
我喜欢...我喜欢西班牙语 i ike... i ike spansh.
所有的 Aii that
所有的... Aii the...
(imiTATiNG TANGo mUsiC)
伙计 和平 my man. peace.
(sNARLiNG)
我已经不知道你是谁了 罗斯科杰金斯 i don't know who you are anymore, Roscoe Jenkns.
宝贝 这就是我啊 Baby, t's me.
就是RJ啊 it's RJ.
你真的愿意为了小时候的暗恋对象 置你的事业和未来于不顾吗 Are you reaiiy wiing to put your career, your future, n jeopardy over a crush?
事业? 宝贝 我们就要结婚了 Career? Baby, we're gettng marred.
好好考虑一下孰轻孰重 再决定什么和谁是你真正想要的 Get your prortes n order and decde what and who you reaiiy want.
你晚上睡沙发的时候慢慢想把 Let that smmer whie you sieep on the couch tonght.
我们去洗澡吧 we're gong to take a shower.
(showER RUNNiNG)
雷吉 该死 不 Regge heii, no
你个下流鬼赶快滚出去 Get your nasty ass outta here
我没想到会是你 你知道我在这儿 i ddn't know that was you. You knew i was n here
你个下流的笨猪 You s a nasty common freak
一个赤裸的后卫现在正在洗澡 There s a naked inebacker n our shower rght now.
现在 你厌烦了你那小白人女朋友了 Now, you done brought that ittie whte gai up n here,
就像到处偷偷摸摸看看黑人女的了 now you tryng to sneak around and see some biack meat?
不是...我没打算来偷看你的 Gri, an't no... i ddn't try to come here and iook at you
那好 把我的洗液递给我 weii, then hand me my femnne wash
我现在知道了你为什么留不住男人 i can see why you can't keep a man, now.
你应该改掉你这 咄咄逼人的性格变得温柔点 You got to iay off them miky ways and Dortos and tortiio chps.
你妈怀着你的时候 And your mother shouidn't have dd them goddamn drugs
她就不应该吸那遭天杀的毒品 怪不得你个黑驴脑袋有毛病 when she was pregnant wth you That's what's wrong wth your biack ass
天哪 贝蒂 你的胸部真大 God, your tttes are huge, Betty.
听着 我会去告诉爸爸的 Look, i'm gonna teii Daddy.
我会去告诉我爸爸你想偷看我洗澡 雷吉 i'm gonna teii my daddy that you are n here tryng to see my treats, Regge.
等等 你这么说就是在撒谎 wat, you're gonna be iyng f you teii hm that
那你在这干什么 Then what was you dong n here?
我以为... i thought that...
给你这个口香糖我们两清行吗 Can i just gve you ths bubbiegum and get on out of here?
什么?你以为你在买鸡肉汉堡啊 这是你在那儿免费拿的吧 what? You wanted Chck-fi-A, that's what you got.
我是汉堡包国王 我胸部有别人两个大 i'm Burger kng. i'm a Doubie whopper.
你想看黑色的肉吗 我才不那么傻呢 你真恶心 You want to see ths dark meat? i don't piay that fooishness. You're sck.
我是想看黑色的肉 但我不想看那么大一团 i do want to see the biack meat, but i don't want to see a bundie of t.
快滚 你个恶心下流的混蛋 Get out of here, you sck nasty bastard
他把我从自己的房间里赶出来了 RJ: she gonna put me out of my room.
她是个幸存者...我是个幸存者 混蛋 she's a survvor... i'm a survvor krbat, my ass
素食者 晚安 Good nght, vegan
(RJ LAUGhs)
终于安静了 Fnaiiy, peace at iast.
(sNoRiNG)
布基 Bucky
你个臭狗 布基 You stnky dog Bucky
噢 见鬼 不要 oh, heii no
(sCREAmiNG)
它把尿撒到我眼睛里去了 he done pssed n my eyes
眼睛好痛啊 像火烧似的 it stnks my eyes it burns
噢 上帝 噢 噢 oh, Lord oh oh...
(GRoANiNG)
好痛 好痛 火辣辣的疼 还弄到嘴里去了 it stnk. it stnk. my eyes are burnng. it got n my mouth
像在烧似的 They're burnng
对那孩子我哪儿做错了 where dd i go wrong wth that boy?
妈妈 妈妈 妈妈 mama mama mama
上帝 仁慈些吧 Lord have mercy.
妈妈 RJ: mama
(DEoDRANT spRAYiNG)
我不知道那是什么味道 (whispERiNG) i don't know what that s.
见鬼 不是 不是我 womAN: (whispERiNG) heii, no, that an't me.
什么... what the...
行了 宝贝弟弟 放松点 伙计 你弄得我眼泪都要出来了 Come on, baby brother, ease up, man. You got my eyes tearng.
我都起一身鸡皮疙瘩了 别这样了 伙计 my skn s aii tchy. Don't do that, man
闻起来就像垃圾车刚走过去一样 smeiis ike garbage truck juce out here.
今天 pApA: Today
你们将延续枯泉镇障碍赛跑的传统 you aii contnue the Dry sprngs obstacie course tradton.
向大家展示一下杰金斯家族强大的运动基因 so get out there and dspiay that Jenkns famiy athietc prowess
不管结果怎么样 大家玩得开心 And, no matter what, have fun
(ALL ChEERiNG)
年轻人 祝你好运 让我为你骄傲 Good iuck, young man. make me proud.
加油 去吧 玩得开心 wn somethng. Go on, have a good tme.
玩得开心 BETTY: have fun.
加莫尔 没有人会记得第二名 知道吗 Jamaai, nobody remembers who came n second, okay?
所以你一定要加油 好吗 放松一下 so you gotta get pumped, rght? Loosen up.
放松肌肉 来吧 方式 来啊 来啊 Loosen up your muscies. Come on, ioosen up Come on, come on
第一 第一 我们是第一 我们是第一 wn wn we're wnners. we're wnners.
放松点 Krbat Ease up now, krbat.
加莫尔 去吧 这不关你的事 克莱德 Jamaai, go. Ths an't none of your busness, Ciyde.
看看 老兄 得了 这只是为了孩子们开心的 Look, come on, man. Ths s just kds havng fun.
是的 但输了可不开心 你应该知道的 伙计 weii, t an't no fun gettng beat. You shouid know that, Cadiiac man.
嘿 就那一次 瞎猫还能碰到个死老鼠呢 hey, that was one tme Even a bind squrrei can fnd a nut.
你说谁是瞎猫 who are you caiing a squrrei?
''你说谁是瞎猫'' ''who are you caiing a squrrei?''
罗斯科 他就是那个瞎了眼的蠢猫 Roscoe, that's who A bind, stnk-ass squrrei.
你就是那个死老鼠 咕咕 And you the nut. koo-koo
嘿 不要扯上我的女人 我知道你并不认为我的成功是侥幸 hey, ieave my iady out of ths. i know you're not caiing my vctory a fiuke.
哦 侥幸 走运 百万分之一的机会 耶 oh, fiuke, iuck, one n a miion shot, yeah.
好的 来吧 克莱德 我们就在这再来一次 现在 weii, brng t on, Ciyde. we can do ths rght here, rght now.
(ALL ARGUiNG)
他一直就是个失败者 他也将永远是个失败者 he's aiways been a ioser. he's aiways gonna be a ioser.
(ALL CoNTiNUE ARGUiNG)
嘿 爸爸 爸爸 你听到这群傻瓜了吗 我要逮捕他们 hey, Daddy Daddy, you hear these foois? i'm gonna arrest them
(pApA shoUTs)
你们两个为这事已经吵了20年了 You two been at ths for 20 years.
来吧 证明一下自己 起跑线 10分钟 Go ahead. knock yourseives out. startng ine, 10 mnutes
哦 真的吗 耶 爸爸 耶 oh, yeah? Yeah, Daddy Yeah
起跑线 10分钟 克莱德 10分钟 10分钟 startng ine, 10 mnutes, Ciyde Ten mnutes. Ten mnutes.
10分钟 克莱德 Ten mnutes, Ciyde
打败他 BiANCA: Get hm
10分钟 倒计时吧 宝贝 来吧 克莱德 Ten mnutes to countdown, baby Come on, Ciyde.
枪声就要响了 Gunfght at the o.k. Corrai
哦 好啊 黑人奥林匹克来了 REGGiE: oh, shoot, t's the Negro oiympcs
爸爸 你真的要这么做吗 Dad, are you sure about ths?
集中注意力 儿子 专心 Focus, son. Concentrate.
赌还是不赌 克莱德更可能赢得冠军 Cut me n or cut t out Ciyde s favored to do the job
好运 斯科 没关系 谁想来赌一赌 Good iuck, 'scoe. That's rght. who gonna bet?
你最好悠着点 这会很好玩的 Y'aii better strap yourseives n, 'cause ths here's gonna be funny
嘿 雷吉 我也来下点赌注 hey, Regge, iet me get some of that acton
我赌克莱德会被人拉后腿 罗斯科会腿抽筋 i got a puiied hamstrng for Ciyde and a back spasm for Roscoe.
(BETTY LAUGhiNG)
RJ身材超级棒 你的男人?没身材 RJ's n top shape. Your man? No shape.
克莱德不是我的男人 我们只是... Ciyde s not my man. we are just...
只是朋友 Just frends.
是 就像你和RJ一样吗 Yeah. Lke you and RJ?
你在说什么 what are you taikng about?
我一直注意着你们 i've been watchng you.
想讨加莫尔的欢心 想知道你忽略了什么吗 Tryng to wn favor wth Jamaai. Reaizng what you mssed out on.
真可悲 你太晚了 it's pathetc. And you're too iate.
因为对过时的舞会皇后来说 已经没有第二次机会了 'Cause there are no second chances for washed-up prom queens.
对不起 对不起 (EXCLAims) sorry. sorry.
真伤人 你个臭婊子 Now, that was panfui. You a bad btch.
你真卑鄙 You bad.
臭婊子吗 贝蒂?得了吧 A bad btch, Betty? piease, okay?
她是个冒牌的明星 对吧 she s a fake ceiebrty, aii rght?
她对名声的唯一要求就是把她的裤子换成花生酱 her oniy ciam to fame s tradng her pantes for peanut butter.
就是那些恶心的胡说八道 That's some nasty sht there.
甜心 新闻报道 这些裤子在网上值20万美元 News fiash, honey. Those pantes went for 20 grand onine.
等等 20万美元买你的裤子? wat a mnute. Twenty grand for your pantes?
是 Yes.
那等等 我也有一些 行吗 weii, wat, i got some pantes, okay?
我有好裤子 我有皮裤子 i got the good pantes, i got the thong pantes,
我还有以前的旧裤子 它们可能... i got the perod pantes. They mght...
贝蒂 我也有新闻告诉你 Betty, i got a news fiash for you.
布基上过菲菲了 Bucky boned Ff.
噢 天哪 oh, Lord
是真的 weii?
他没杀了她吗 Dd he kii her?
她在上面 she was on top.
女上位? BETTY: The pomegraman?
- 那才是个骚婊子 - 噢 天哪 LUCiNDA: Now that s a bad btch. BETTY: oh, my God.
菲菲 Ff
你的狗是个妓女 Your dog's a whore
好了 站到各自的位置上 Aii rght. on your mark
准备 Get set
(ALL ChEERiNG)
冲啊 宝贝 Run, baby
一边去 Get out the way
他们都出什么毛病了 what s wrong wth them?
(GRUNTiNG)
(ALL shoUTiNG)
冲啊 Go
噢 退后 别想... oh, get back Don't want nothng...
嘿 退后 蠢货 小心点 嘿 别碰我 hey, get back, sucka. watch out hey Get off me
我追上他了 我要 CLYDE: i got hm i'm gong
噢 不要 一起来 oh, no share that
一起来 share that.
我走了 (sCEAmiNG) i'm gone
(EXCLAims)
补救 补救 Redempton Redempton
不 不 不 oh, no No
别想了 Forget t
你可以下去了 小子 You gotta go, Rasta boy
(GRUNTs)
不 嘿 No hey
(GRUNTiNG)
炮弹 Cannonbaii
噢 该死 oh, sht
(GRUNTiNG)
触地 宝贝 加油 ht the fioor, baby G.i. Joe
海豹突击队 海豹突击队 Navy sEAL Navy sEAL
贴着地爬 克莱德 sip and side, Ciyde
(GRUNTiNG)
还是试试南方海滩减肥餐吧 大屁股 耶 Try the south Beach Det, fat-ass Yeah
(LAUGhiNG)
加油 宝贝 Come on, baby
不 你一边去 No, you don't
噢 见鬼 不 不 oh, heii no No
(LAUGhiNG TRiUmphANTLY)
(GRUNTiNG)
(CRowD EXCLAimiNG)
(sQUEALiNG)
伙计 我知道那是什么感觉 man, i feit that n my stomach.
(GRUNTs)
加油 宝贝 冲啊 oTis: Come on, baby Let's go
不 不 等等 No No hoid on
(sCREAmiNG)
儿子 不要 等等 son, no wat
(sCREAmiNG)
对不起 爸爸 sorry, Dad
你 你 等等 你... You You wat You...
(sCREAmiNG)
坚持住 宝贝 坚持住 hoid on, baby hoid on
加油 克莱德 加油 BETTY: Go, Ciyde, go
(CLoTh RippiiNG)
噢 oh
(LAUGhiNG)
没关系 宝贝 That's aii rght, baby
看看那标志 REGGiE: Look at them stretch marks
冲啊 加莫尔 你能做到的 冲 冲 Let's go, Jamaai You can do t oTis: Go Go
耶 耶 whoo Yeah
你个笨蛋 来吧 it's your ass Come on...
哦 我追上你了 终点见 小子 oh, i got you now. see you at the fnsh ine, boy.
起来 宝贝 起来 Get up, baby Get up
耶 耶 Yeah Yeah...
看到了吗 身上的肌肉 You see that? Upper body strength.
这是在健身房练出来的 That's what beng n the gym wii do for you
行了 我跑步很快 是个真正的勇士 伙计 我从没害怕过 weii, i'm a power runner. True warror man i an't never scared
耶 我也没有 Yeah, me, nether
(sCREAmiNG)
我下去了 我下去了 i'm gong down i'm gong down
妈妈... mama...
我下去了 i'm gonna de
(GRoANiNG)
(EXCLAimiNG)
冲啊 克莱德 冲啊 BETTY: Go, Ciyde, go
冲啊 RJ 追上他 Go, RJ Get hm
帮帮我 爸爸 嘿 加油 heip me, Dad hey, come on
爸爸 踩住了 加油 Dad Dg n, come on
我做不到 爸爸 帮帮我 i can't heip Dad
加油 儿子 Come on, son
加油啊 克莱德 你能做到的 Come on, Ciyde, you can do t.
(GRoANs)
加油 加油 加油 儿子 上去 Come on. Come on. Come on, son Go
我正努力呢 踩住 儿子 i'm tryng Dg n, son
快点 踩住 上去 hurry up Dg n Go
别管他了 宝贝 别管他了 别让克莱德打败你 别让他赢 Leave hm, baby, ieave hm Don't iet Ciyde beat you Don't iet hm wn
赢 RJ 赢 wn, RJ, wn
什么?什么? what? what?
冲 冲 冲 BiANCA: Go, go, go
(GRUNTiNG)
别放弃 儿子 别放弃 Don't gve up, son Don't gve up
冲啊 宝贝 冲啊 BiANCA: Go, baby, go
加油 宝贝 冲 Come on, baby Go
(GRoANs)
当心 watch out
哇 哇 哇 宝贝 whoa, whoa, whoa, baby.
没事 没事 没关系 No... No, that's aii rght.
真是一团糟 Ths s just a mess.
哦 耶 傻瓜 (GRUNTiNG) oh, yeah, sucker
哦 不 见鬼 不 见鬼 不 oh, no heii, no heii, no
噢 不 你不 不 你 不 oh, no, you don't No, you don't
(CRowD ChEERiNG)
耶 是的 耶 Yeah Yes Yeah
欢迎成为第一名 获胜者 weicome to the top, wnner
哦 耶 oh Yeah
放弃吧 克莱德 我还是赢了 Gve t up, Ciyde. i stii got t.
这阴影将在以后的二十年继续笼罩着你 耶 Ths s gonna haunt your dreams for the next 20 years Yeah
失败者 克利 Loser Caiie
为舒服 不是为速度 Buit for comfort, not for speed.
嘿 补救得好 胖斯坦 补救得好 小子 hey, good save, sterod stan Good save, boy.
但是你知道吗 太糟了 这根本就不是个团体比赛 But you know what? Too bad ths an't a team competton.
知道为什么吗 因为我是队长 You know why? 'Cause i'm the ieader
是的 人人为我的队长 Yes Captan of the Team of me
就是我 就是我 宝贝 就是我 Just me Just me, baby Just me
耶 Yeah
儿子 到这儿来 Come here, son.
不 谢谢 No, thanks.
加莫尔 加莫尔 Jamaai Jamaai
看在上帝份上 你出什么毛病了 what n God's name s wrong wth you?
什么?他向我挑战 爸爸 所以我才参赛的 what? he chaiienged me, Daddy. so i stepped to the piate.
我该怎么办 认输吗 what was i supposed to do, back down?
嘿 不要用这种语气跟我说话 你给我尊重点 hey, don't use that tone wth me show some damn respect
我的尊重呢 爸爸 见鬼 where's my respect, Daddy? Damn
对我做的任何事情 你都没给过表扬 You've never gven me credt for nothng i done
表扬什么 赢了一场小孩的赛跑吗 还是买了一台花哨的电视 Credt for what? wnnng a chid's race? Buyng some fancy TV?
还是你那狗屁节目 or that buiisht show of yours?
是 是 爸爸 是的 给我点信心 他妈给我点信心不行吗 Yes Yes, Daddy Yes Gve me some credt show me some damn credt
那我感到非常遗憾 Then i feei very sorry for you.
那么 克莱德又这么轻易就逃脱了 so, Ciyde gets off easy agan.
爸爸 这不是我一个人造成的 it wasn't just me out there, Daddy.
我知道他失去了父亲 但为什么我也要失去我的呢 i know he iost hs father, but why dd i have to iose mne, too?
爸爸 为什么 why, Daddy?
好了 现在我知道你为什么九年都不回家了 weii, now i see why you stayed away for nne years.
嘿 嘿 罗斯科 听着 老兄... hey. hey, Roscoe. Look, man...
我从来没想过要取代你的位置 i never tred to take your piace.
我只是想融入这个家庭 i was just tryng to ft n.
因为我们虽是堂兄弟 但你是我的弟弟 伙计 'Cause even though we're cousns, you're my brother, man.
哦 现在你是无辜先生了吗 得了吧 oh, now you're mr. innocent? piease
别相信他 亲爱的 他又在给你下套呢 Don't faii for t, honey. he's just tryng to suck you n.
哦 听着 你个混蛋想把事情搞砸是吧 oh, iook, hefer, your narrow ass about to get sucked n
- 如果有事... - 嘿 别这样你有案底在身呢 f somethng... hey, don't do ths. You got a case.
我想杀了你 i wii cut you.
你还有事没解决呢 You got a case pendng.
知道吗 我们走吧 RJ: You know what? we're gong.
我们走吧 我不怕她 we're gong. i'm not afrad of her.
你得怕她 你难道没有看过狂野王国吗 You need to be afrad of her. You don't watch Wild Kingdom?
你难道没见过老虎是怎么袭击瞪羚的吗 You an't never seen a ion attack a gazeiie?
她会把你的脸打花的 she about to smack the CoverGri off your face.
你最好快点离开这儿 You better get up out of here.
斯科 斯科 嘿 听着 伙计... 'scoe. 'scoe. hey, iook, man...
让他走吧 让他走 吧 BETTY: Let hm go. Let hm go.
放开我 雷吉 Get off of me, Regge
来吧 宝贝 Come on, baby.
我都能看到你的脊椎了 看看那条蛇 BETTY: i can see your spne. Look at that snake
看到你真的很高兴 加莫尔 it was so good to see you, Jamaai.
是啊 Yeah.
别忘了要和你爷爷和奶奶 Don't you forget to stay n touch
保持联系啊 听到了吗 wth your grandma and grandpa, you hear?
我会的 谢谢 杰金斯奶奶 i wii. Thanks, mama Jenkns.
好了 这是给你们路上吃的 weii, here's somethng for the road.
加肉面包 你的最爱 meatioaf, your favorte.
谢谢 妈妈 Thanks, mama.
哦 我就是害怕看你离开 但我理解 oh, i just hate to see you go. But i understand.
仁慈的上帝啊 我理解 Lord have mercy, i understand.
别再一去九年不回了 好吗 Just don't iet t be another nne years, okay?
答应我好吗 好的 promse? Yeah.
我们爱你 we iove you.
我也爱你 妈妈 i iove you, too, mama.
(CAR sTARTiNG)
亲爱的 别这么伤心 事情不顺利我也很难过 BiANCA: honey, don't be sad. i'm sorry thngs ddn't work out.
我保证我们会一起解决这一切的 i promse we'ii fx ths together.
希望如此 宝贝 i hope so, baby.
我们会想个新计划 we'ii come up wth a new pian.
是的 我们有更多的时间来准备那个发言 Yeah, we have more tme to work on the speech.
在洛杉矶我们可以请些演员 再把晚宴拍下来 那会看起来得更好的 we'ii fim the banquet n LA, hre actors. it'ii iook better.
请些演员干什么 演我的家人吗 hre actors? To piay my famiy?
亲爱的... honey...
我们就要结婚了 会成为一个强大的组合 we're gettng marred and formng a powerfui merger.
你的家人怎么能融入我们呢 where does your famiy ft nto that?
我认为他们不能 i guess they don't.
爸爸 你是认真的吗 Dad, are you serous?
加莫尔 Jamaai
难道到现在你还没有意识到 你爸爸变成什么样的人了吗 haven't you reaized by now who your father's become?
一切都和人人为我有关系 it's aii about the Team of me.
我们是史蒂文斯组合 你只需加入我们 Ths s Team stevens, and you need to get on board.
我是杰金斯家族的一员 i'm a Jenkns.
RJ 请你和你儿子谈谈 RJ, piease taik to your son.
(siGhs)
她是对的 加莫尔 我们得向前看 好吗 she's rght, Jamaai. we gotta move forward, aii rght?
你这么想是因为你刚刚才和所有人建立了联系 You thnk just because you bonded wth everybody
以后每个夏天和圣诞节我都会送你过来... i'm gonna send you down here for summers and Chrstmases...
(sCoFFiNG)
- 这样你就能受到这些人的影响了 - 但是 但是 爸爸 so you can be nfiuenced by these peopie? But... But, Dad
没有但是 加莫尔 No buts, Jamaai.
事实上 你知道么 我们甚至都不会邀请他们参加婚礼 in fact, you know, iet's not even nvte them to the weddng.
噢 天哪 你这话让我太高兴了 (GAsps) oh, my God i'm so giad you sad that
从我见到贝蒂那刻起我就一直在为这事犯愁 i've been thnkng that ever snce i met Betty.
我没有怪你 婊子就是没品 i don't biame you. Btch an't got no ciass.
你很可以再说一遍 You can say that agan.
(ChUCkLEs)
没品 No ciass.
我们能用这词形容你家的一些人 (sCoFFs) we can say that about a few peopie n your famiy.
对吗 宝贝 Rght, baby?
对吗 Rght?
亲爱的 你现在做的事是如此的正确 BiANCA: honey, you are so dong the rght thng.
让我身在其中感到无比痛快 And makng me so hot n the process.
- 哦 是吗 - 是的 oh, yeah? Yeah.
那好 你准备好冷静一下 因为我和你结束了 weii, prepare to cooi off, 'cause i'm done wth you.
你这个疯狂的臭婊子 知道吗 谢谢你 比安卡 You crazy-ass btch You know what? Thank you, Banca.
非常谢谢你 Thank you so much
让我终于看到你的傲慢 性疯狂 for iettng me fnaiiy see you for the arrogant, sex-crazed,
自命不凡 虚伪的名流赶超崇拜 你就是这样的一个人 pretentous, fake-ass ceiebrty wannabe that you are.
谢谢 比安卡 谢谢 Thank you, Banca. Thank you.
哦 行了 随便吧 罗斯科 (sCoFFs) oh, weii, you're so weicome, Roscoe
我知道 你满足不了我 i knew t. You can't handie me.
你根本就不够男人 你根本就没种 You're not man enough. You don't have the baiis
金刚就没种 滚吧 kng kong don't have the baiis Bounce
你刚刚给你的事业签了死亡证书 You just sgned your career death certfcate.
我们的联盟正式结束了 our aiiance s offcaiiy over
你也结束了 来吧 菲欧娜 And so are you. Come on, Fona.
来吧 菲菲 到妈妈这来 Come on, Ff. Come to mommy.
(BARks)
看起来你的联盟结束了 it iooks ike your aiiance s over,
你被驱逐出岛了 and you've been voted off the siand.
比安卡 族长发话了 滚吧 Banca, the trbe has spoken. Bounce
(FioNA BARkiNG)
(sCREAms iN FRUsTRATioN)
爸爸 你真厉害 Dad, you're the man
我告诉过你谁是老板的 i toid you who the boss was.
我们走吧 Let's go.
等等 我的行李 wat, my bags
儿子 我爱你 老爸 我也爱你 i iove you, son. i iove you, too, Dad.
我们回家吧 Let's go home.
(pEopLE AppLAUDiNG)
妈妈说过 Mama said,
''孩子 这样不对 ''Girl, it ain't right
如果你不打算和他在一起 就不要去勾引他'' ''to throw hot grits on a man when you have a disagreement. ''
听着很有道理 很好的建议 但是我听了吗 Sound advice. eal good advice, but did I listen?
没有 老贝蒂要按照她自己的方式生活 No. old Betty had to do it her way.
这是我的第二任丈夫 And that was my second husband.
天知道我怎么没打算烧死他 God knows I didn't mean to burn him.
但我的第三任丈夫 巴克 宝贝... But my third husband, Buck, baby...
巴克对我很好 Buck was good to me!
每次你遇到到其他人的时候 And any time you get somebody
像那样对你就真的很好了 你会爱上他们的 that's good to you like that, you love 'em.
大黑块头巴克耳朵上吊着这么大串东西 Bg biack Buck had the keiod hangng from the ear.
(EXCLAims iN DisGUsT)
看起来像是带着个皮的助听器 别说了 Looked ike he had a ieather hearng ad. stop
爸爸 我知道你从来就没喜欢过巴克 Daddy, I know you didn't like Buck a lot,
但是当他出狱后 他真的是个好人 but Buck was a good man when he got out of jail.
我要告诉你们 他说到做到 I'm gonna tell you something. He did everything he said he was gonna do.
而且你们知道吗 巴克是唯一一个 And do you know, Buck was the only man,
唯一一个能把我抱起来的 the only man that could pick me up?
宝贝 你们不知道那是什么感觉 Baby, y'all don't know what it's like
当一个男人把你这样抱起来 for a man to scoop you up like that.
贝蒂 贝蒂... 我正要告诉他们 Betty. Betty... I'm trying to tell 'em!
把你像... 贝蒂 Scoop you like... Betty.
放开我 我还没说完呢 贝蒂 Get off of me! I'm not finished. Betty.
你怀恨在心 我不是怀恨在心 y ou a hater! i an't no hater.
我们只有五个小时的时间 we oniy got fve hours to be here.
闭嘴 Shut up!
谢谢 贝蒂 谢谢 耶 Thank you, Betty Thank you Yeah
现在欢迎下一个发言人 克莱德 And now for our next testimonial. It'll come from Clyde.
好的 大家怎么样啊 都好吗 All right, how's everybody doing? Ain't God good?
一直如此 Aii the tme.
很高兴也很荣幸能站在这儿 It is a pleasure and a privilege to be here
来庆祝杰爸爸和杰妈妈的金婚纪念日 for papa J and Mama J's 50th anniversary.
上帝 在杰金斯家长大是另一回事 Lord, growing up in this Jenkins household was something else.
杰爸爸是个强势的人 我是说 那种人 And papa J is a strong man. I mean, well, this the kind of person,
当他说他要把你的黑皮撕掉时 when he say he'll slap the black off you,
我想黑皮真的就会掉了 I mean the black really will come off.
我至少有三次醒来发现自己皮真的很白 I woke up light-skinned at least three times in my life.
(ALL ChUCkLiNG)
是 我又把它换回去了 y eah, I got it all back.
你还好吗 你几乎没怎么吃东西 You aii rght? You bareiy ate.
但你知道 在他的五金店里工作... But you know, working in his hardware store...
我就是想要是罗斯科在这儿多好 i just wsh Roscoe were here.
罗斯科做出了他自己的选择 Roscoe made hs choce.
你就没给他选择的机会 You ddn't gve hm much of one.
那我该怎么做 在我自己家里被冒犯吗 what was i supposed to do? Be dsrespected n my own home?
做他的父亲 Be hs father.
给了他你的名字 并不意味着就把他变成了你 罗斯科 Gvng hm your name doesn't make hm you, Roscoe.
也不能把他变成贝蒂 或者欧提斯 甚至是克莱德 it doesn't make hm Betty or ots or even Ciyde.
他是小罗斯科 RJ he's Roscoe Junor. RJ.
对于一个没有家庭支持的孩子来说 And for a boy who ddn't feei the support of hs famiy,
他干得真的很不错 he's dong qute weii for hmseif.
在双层床的下层躺着 ...sleeping in the bottom bunk bed,
你们知道 在RJ下面 然后 you know, under J, and then
我很紧张 因为他可能会尿床 I was nervous 'cause he would pee in the bed.
那样就会 你们知道 就会... And that would, you know, that would...
有时候那些夜晚我真的感到很害怕 I would have some scary nights sometime.
你们知道 要穿着雨衣入睡是很困难的 y ou know, it's hard sleeping with a raincoat on, you know.
你们知道 而且... And, you know, and...
我试图向他们解释这一切 你们知道 And I tried to explain to them that, you know,
是罗斯科尿床了 而不是我 that's oscoe the one that's peeing in the bed, not me.
但是 他... And, he...
(SoBBING)
你们知道 他们收留我实在是太善良了 y ou know, just the way they took me in was so gracious.
他们本可以不这么做 我谢谢你们 They didn't have to do that. I thank you.
我谢谢你们所有人和... I thank y'all and...
因为我不知道我现在会在哪 如果当年... Because I don't know where I would be right now if...
(CyING LouDLy)
老兄 你哭什么 Ngga, what s you cryng for?
老兄 你这熊样 站在那儿哭 Bg oid sugar Bear-iookng-ass boy. sttng up there cryng.
他里面还穿着睡衣呢 he's stii wearng the pajamas wth the feet n 'em.
哇 我以前从来没见过克莱德这样哭过 Wow, I've never seen Clyde cry before.
没人再哭 我就是眼睛不舒服而已 Ain't nobody crying. I'm just cleansing.
不 这些是真正的眼泪 我知道 No, those some real tears right there. I know.
我曾经哭得比一个被揍的婴儿还惨 I've cried more than a newborn baby getting his ass popped.
(ALL LAUGhiNG)
嘿 伙计们 hey, guys.
我被揍... 嘿 加莫尔 J. I've been beat up... hey, Jamaai
欺负 取笑 ...insulted, laughed at...
很多次 A lot.
(ALL LAUGhiNG)
嘿 你们已经笑了 Hey, you're laughing already.
在跟克莱德的竞争比赛中 I lost more games and competitions
我输了无数次 都数不清了 to Clyde than I can remember.
噢 3459次 并且还在计算当中 oh, 3,459 and counting.
谢谢 克莱德 Thank you, Clyde.
我认为我是个失败者 I thought I was a loser.
所以我离开了 So I went away
并把我自己变成了一个我认为是胜者的人 and transformed myself into what I thought was a winner.
但是在你们面前 就是个普通人 But being around y'all is a 24/7
现实考验了一切 reality check.
你们都曾苛刻地对待一个兄弟 y'all rough on a brother.
衣服 汽车 幸存者... The clothes, the car, the Survivor...
你们毫无保留的告诉了我你们的看法 y'all pull no punches.
你知道那是对的 You know that's rght
贝蒂 见鬼你的右手真厉害 Betty, you got a hell of a right hand.
这不是开玩笑 还有 欧 见鬼你的左手也真厉害 That's no joke. And o, you got a hell of a left hand.
没关系 That's right.
但是听着 我... But look, I...
我想谢谢你们 所有的人 我的家人 I want to thank you, all of you, my family.
谢谢你们让我成为了一个更好的人 Thank you for making me a better man.
谢谢你们给予我力量来... For giving me strength to...
来抵抗这个世界砸到我身上的任何事情 To withstand anything this world throws at me.
还因为你们的对我无条件的爱 For unconditional love,
还有给了我一个称之为家的地方 and a place to call home.
我不要这么做 我不要哭出来 i'm not gonna do t. i'm not gonna cry.
金婚快乐 妈妈 爸爸 我爱你们 Happy Anniversary, Mommy, Daddy. I love you.
我真为你感到骄傲 i'm so proud of you.
我知道 我们都需要爱 i know. we aii need iove.
耶 来吧 克莱德 我们得让他们 Yeah, come on, Ciyde. we gonna iet them
- 享受这一刻 行吗 - 我只是想要个拥抱 欧 have ths moment, aii rght? i just want a hug, o.
我知道 宝贝 到这边来 让我们... i know, baby. Come over here and iet's...
儿子 son,
如果我曾把你赶走了 如果我曾让你感觉到没有价值 f i ever drove you away, f i ever made you feei unworthy,
我要说句对不起 我爱你 很高兴你回来了 i'm sorry. i iove you. Giad to have you back.
你刚刚说的那些话 那是我们所收到的 And those words you just sad, that's the best gft
最好的礼物 R.J.史蒂文斯 i've ever receved, RJ stevens.
那是我内心深处的话 爸爸 我姓杰金斯 weii, t's from the heart, Daddy. And the name s Jenkns.
罗斯科 史蒂文 杰金斯 和爸爸的名字一样 Roscoe steven Jenkns. Just ike my daddy.
哇 ALL: Aw.
雷吉 过来 见鬼你出什么毛病了 伙计 Regge, come here. what the heii s wrong wth you, ngga?
见鬼你怎么了 老兄 得有人帮帮他 what the heii has gotten nto you? man, he needs heip.
去追她 儿子 Go get her, son.
(SAVING ALL My Lo VE Fo you pLAYiNG)
- 露辛达? - 怎么? Lucnda? Yes?
我20年都梦想着能有这个机会 i wated 20 years to create ths opportunty.
你愿意和我一起跳舞吗 wouid you dance wth me?
我很高兴 i'd iove to.
露辛达 我真为你感到高兴 Lucnda, i'm happy for you.
嘿 贝蒂 来吧 我们去跳舞吧 hey Betty, come on, iet's get out here and cut a rug, gri.
老兄 我们是堂兄妹 真下流 Negro, we're cousns. That's nasty
真让人绝望 真是他妈的耻辱 so desperate. That's a damn shame.
你因为他而甩了我吗 他带着脚链呢 You gonna piay me for hm? he got on an ankie braceiet
谢谢 Thank you.
(LAUGhiNG)
你看到卧室了吗 Dd you see the bedroom?
看看罗斯科那沉入爱河的模样 BETTY: Look at Roscoe tryng to be n iove.
我听到了 i heard that.
那是多好的一副画面啊 pApA: Now, that's a good pcture.
噢 看看 耶 应该会很棒 oh, iook at that. Yeah, ths shouid be good.
那是大糖熊克莱德 There's sugar Bear Ciyde.
看那儿 Look at that.
雷吉 这这电视画质真好 That iooks good, Regge. That's a biue bonnet, baby.
啪 这孩子疯了 是吗 pow That boy crazy rght there, sn't he?
我们的确有一个大家庭 we do have one heii of a famiy.
我们当然有 爸爸 we sure do, Daddy.
他们两个去哪儿了 where are those two anyway?
哦 妈 你知道哦啊他们在哪 oh, ma, you know where they are.
真好 That's nce.
BoTh: Uh-uh.
(whimpERiNG)
女士们先生们 主持人 罗斯科 杰金斯 ANNouNCE. Ladies and gentlemen, your host, oscoe Jenkins!
好的 谢谢 谢谢 Aii rght. Thank you, thank you.
你们看起来都很不错 不错啊 什么是不错 家人们 You aii iookng good. Lookng good. what's good, famiy?
今天的节目是关于家庭的 Today's show s about famiy.
哪种方法更好呢 是融入家庭之中还是自己一人 And what better way to kck t off than wth the doctor's own?
请向杰金斯一家人问好吧 say heiio to the Jenkns cian.
嘿 大家好 嘿 大家好 hey, y'aii hey, everybody
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贝蒂 贝蒂 Betty. Betty. Yes!
管好你自己 欧提斯 BETTY: mnd your own busness, ots.
我们会很快回来 我们只是想好好乐一下 we'ii be rght back. we just tryng to have a good tme
现在是在斯科的节目上 你总是想说点什么 here on 'scoe's show. You aiways gotta say somethng.
闭嘴 闭嘴 闭嘴 shut up. shut up. shut up.
我们开始吧 Let's get started.
你是个医生（贝蒂在这把doctor理解为了医生） 那么告诉我 You're a doctor, so teii me ths.
为什么我总是难以达到性高潮 why am i havng troubie reachng an orgasm?
难道你没有过这种感觉么 so you've never been abie to?
现在 我知道怎么样让我自己到达终点 BETTY: Now, i know how to get myseif to the destnaton,
我只是需要找到一个能在海里航行的船长 i just need a captan to navgate the waters.
斯科 你得帮帮我 Now, 'scoe, you got to heip me here.
这到底是身体上还是心理上的问题 is that thng physcai or s that thng mentai?
还是情感上的 斯科 or s t emotonai, 'scoe?
就像 到哪儿去找... Lke, where do you go to fnd...
我们能不谈这个吗 我...我不是很舒服 Can we cut? i'm... i'm uncomfortabie.
等等 斯科 我只是想弄清楚 wat a mnute, 'scoe. i'm just tryng to fgure out
我该怎么样达到我的 行吗 how i'm supposed to get mne, okay?
所以你认为打你的孩子是正确的 so you thnk t's okay to spank your kds.
是 我打我的还在 我把他们... Yeah, i spank my kds. i get n ther...
他们... 我开始...他们 They...up, i start...them up.
职业摔跤 Tag team.
哦 骂人的话 oh, cuss words.
噢 对不起 oh, gee, i'm sorry.
伙计 你知道我的 ...that You know me, man.
骗人就是我的工作 我是说 我从来就没有真正付过租金 husting s my job. i mean, i an't never reaiiy pad no rent.
你知道我在说什么吗 我从来就没有真正付过账单 You know what i'm sayng? i an't never reaiiy pad no biis.
你知道我在说什么吗 所以...但是我... You know what i'm sayng? so... But i...
但我有方法 我兜里一直有钱 For some reason, i've aiways got cash n my pocket
我想这是因为我长着一张诚实的脸 i guess t's 'cause i got a honest face.
我是指 我不知道 i mean, i don't know,
你可能对那个一直都有问题 当我们 you mght have a probiem wth that snce, when we was
还是孩子的时候 我总是揍你 你知道我在说什么吗 ittie i wouid aiways beat you. You know what i'm sayng?
你把牌拿出来 你一 二 三 你把四拿出来 我就像是... You puii out the cards, you one, two, three, you draw four, i'm ike...
你知道我在说什么吗 你向前走了 我是C4 C2 Uno. You know what i'm sayng? You make a move, i'm C-4, C-2...
我把你的战舰弄沉了 你记得吗 记得吗 i sunk your battieshp. You remember that, don't you?
然后他就完了 我就像是 ''该死 BETTY: And then he be fnshed. i'm ike, ''Damn
难道我的...我的蛋糕有问题吗'' ''is somethng wrong wth my... my cakes?''
你知道我在说什么吗 我不知道是不是 You know what i'm sayng? i don't know f
我的美味的蛋糕有问题 斯科 somethng wrong wth my tastycakes, 'scoe.
你真的打孩子吗 You actuaiiy tase your kds?
见鬼 是 我打我的 孩子 heii, yeah, i tase my...kds.
你吓他们 他们就像... You shock 'em, they be ike...
我说 ''你还去不去倒垃圾了'' 他就... i say, ''You gonna take out that trash now?'' he just...
就因为不想倒垃圾吗 For not takng out the trash?
(imiTAiNG ELECTRoCUTioN)
45000个...扫过他的大...''是...爸爸...'' 45,000 voits rght through hs bg... ''Yes...Dad...''
耶 Yeah.
等等 等等 这是谁 耶 是谁呢 (CELL phoNE RiNGiNG) hoid t, hoid up. who s ths? Yeah, what t s?
伙计 我在上节目 你没在看吗 我现在在节目上 man, i'm on the show. You an't watchng? i'm on the show rght now
我不跟你说...不 我在上节目 看我 看 i an't gotta... No, i'm on the show. Look at me. Look.
我们可以现在做 老兄 你把手拿起来 we couid do t rght now, bro. You put your hands up...
或石头剪子布 or rock-paper-scssors.
我们可以就在这儿来一次 我是说 你知道 你挠痒是为了什么 we couid do t rght here. i mean, you know, what you scratchng for?
你知道 你想挠痒吗 你想来一个挠痒痒比赛吗 You know, you want to scratch? You want to have a scratch battie?
因为我们能划掉 我们能... 我们能... 'Cause we can scratch out. we can... we couid DJ scratch...
我要洗个泡泡浴 弄些蜡烛 i'ii make me a bubbie bath, ight me some ittie candies,
然后我下到水里 斯科 我会... and then i gets down n that water, 'scoe, and i be...
我现在就在想了 让我自己缓一下 i'm thnkng about t rght now. Let me get myseif together.
停 停 原谅我 上帝 Cut Cut God forgve me.
拿150块 去买八号球 买八号球 Take the $150, go buy you a eght baii. Fip the eght baii,
你会赚回300块的 拿好那300块 你自己得四分之一 you gonna make 300 off that. Take the 300, get you a quarter.
拿好四分之一盎司 弹吧 在利亚伯母家过夜 Take the quarter ounce, fip that. stay over at Aunt Lea's...
就像如果你...如果你现在没有观众 Lke f you... if there wasn't an audence out there,
我会在哪些台阶那跟你比赛 i wouid race you up and down the audence steps.
我们能做 你也知道我们能做的 we can go. You know we can go, too.
拿半盎司的的钱 就用半盎司的钱 Take the haif ounce money, fip the haif ounce money.
现在你准备好一盎司了 你已经成功四分之一了 Now you ready for a ounce. You got a quarter k now
现在所有的邻居 Now everybody n the neghborhood
都有新的偷窥者和谈论的人 got on new sneakers and waike-taikes.
每个人都在为你服务 Everybody s workng for you,
你做好你自己的事情 所有的事情 you dong your thng and everythng.
我希望联邦调查局没有看到这一切 我会给你打回去的 i hope the feds an't watchng ths. i'ii caii you back.
我害怕 害怕 好么 我...我... 我害怕受到伤害 i am. i am afrad, okay? i'm... i'm... i'm afrad of beng hurt,
我不想受到伤害 and i don't want to be hurt.
你总是追求得不到的男人 You pursue unattanabie men.
什么 你总是想要那些你得不到的男人 what? You want men you can't have.
我得不到的男人 men i can't have?
听着... 知道吗 我可以得到任何我想要的男人 知道吗 Lsten here...okay? i can have any man i want, okay?
别理解错了 斯科 Don't get me twsted, 'scoe.
我虽然腰粗 但是很漂亮 i am pretty n the face and thck around the wast.
你最好问问别人 我有些好方法 You better ask somebody. i got sugar waiis
我能泡美味的茶 Ths rght here s sweet tea.
对吗 宝贝 An't that rght, baby?
是啊 Yo, ma.
耶 我说 博士 战利品真的很不错 Yeah. i'm sayng, Doc, the booty s iimatc
那真不是一个兄弟脑袋里该想的 weii, that wasn't qute what a brother had n mnd.
但是这就是家庭 But that's the thng about famiy.
不可预测 但是很有娱乐性 Unpredctabie, but entertanng.
而且我爱他们 和平 And we iove 'em. peace.
(WE AE FAMILy pLAYiNG)